Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Seth Green: Scott Evil

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Quotes 

• Scott Evil : [to Dr. Evil]  I hate you.

  [to Austin] 

  Scott Evil : I hate you.

  [to Foxxy] 

  Scott Evil : I don't even know you but I hate you too.

  [to Mini-Me] 

  Scott Evil : And I ESPECIALLY hate you.

  [to everyone] 

  Scott Evil : You'll pay. YOU'LL ALL PAY!

  [Scott runs away] 

  Dr. Evil : I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.

• Dr. Evil : Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

  Scott Evil : [nods] 

  Dr. Evil : Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

• Dr. Evil : Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.

  [Scott snickers] 

  Dr. Evil : What?

  Scott Evil : Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.

  Dr. Evil : I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?

  Scott Evil : Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.

  Dr. Evil : Perhaps later.

  Number 2 : Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

  Dr. Evil : You do?

  Frau Farbissina : Yah. It's a really good plan.

  Dr. Evil : Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.

  [Scott resumes snickering] 

  Dr. Evil : What is it now?

  Scott Evil : No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.

• Number 2 : Dr. Evil, can you continue with your plan?

  Dr. Evil : Of course, Number 2, our plan is SCOTTY DON'T.

  Scott Evil : Oh, come on, you're such a lame ass.

• [last lines] 

  Scott Evil : I'm going to get you, Austin Powers!