Mrs. Singh: [Regarding the pro wrestler she is trying to fix Sue up with] He can give you everything you've ever wanted. He even has a BMW.
Daddy ji: [first lines - on death bed] Remember Rahul, sacrifice is the brightest torch of Indian family values.
Grandma ji: [about grandson's caucasian girlfriend] This is the winter of our discontent.
Twinky: Jesus Christ!
Mummy ji: Twinky, don't take God's name in vain.
Twinky: For God's sake ma, he's not our God.