Cabin Fever (2002)

James DeBello: Bert

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• [Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle] 

  Karen : Bert, what the hell is that?

  Bert : Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.

  Paul : Why would you wanna kill squirrels?

  Bert : 'cause they're gay.

  Karen : Bert, don't be a fucking retard.

  Bert : I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.

• Marcy : That's not funny, Bert.

  Bert : Yes it is, you fuckin slut.

• Dennis : Pancakes. Pancakes!

  Bert : No pancakes.

  Dennis : PANCAKES!

  Bert : No pancakes!

• Tommy : Boy, you wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.

  Bert : The nougat?

• Bert : God damn it! What pancakes, you fuck?

• Bert : Goodnight, fucker.

• Jeff : Hey, dipshit, what the fuck?

  Bert : What are you, fuckin' Smokey the Clown now?

  Jeff : Don't you mean 'Smokey the Bear?'

• Paul : Bert, you okay? You don't look so hot.

  Bert : Yeah, well, I don't feel so hot either.