Bringing Down the House (2003)
Steve Martin: Peter Sanderson
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Quotes
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Peter Sanderson : I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.'
Charlene Morton : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Georgey Sanderson : [reading an article from an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?
Peter Sanderson : It's a country.
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Charlene Morton : Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
Peter Sanderson : Um, okay... I wanna kiss you A LOT!
Charlene Morton : No no no! Dirtier...
Peter Sanderson : I wanna give you - an aromatherapy massage!
Charlene Morton : Try harder!
Peter Sanderson : I wanna have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with...
Charlene Morton : I give up!
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Peter Sanderson : And believe me, Sarah is going places!
[Charlene looks out the window to see Sarah sneaking out and getting into a car with a boy]
Charlene Morton : Oh, she's going places alright.
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Mrs. Kline : Those latin people that were skulking around here earlier...
Peter Sanderson : Oh, they were looking at that house down the street.
Mrs. Kline : Casing it?
Peter Sanderson : No, no, they were looking to buy.
Mrs. Kline : Oh, please. If those people are on this block and not holding a leaf blower...
Peter Sanderson : We'll talk more about this later, Mrs. Kline!
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Peter Sanderson : [nervously] Don't you just love being our nanny, Charlene?
Charlene Morton : [pauses]
[speaking in a fake Southern Accent]
Charlene Morton : Yessir. I'm gonna go on down to de pool wit' de children. Make fun of de white folks again.
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Peter Sanderson : Ashley! Who are you doing here?
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Charlene Morton : I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho!
Peter Sanderson : What did you just say?
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Peter Sanderson : Charlene, what is this particular taste? It's familiar, yet... what is it, some sort of an herb, like sage?
Charlene Morton : Naw... it's more like a milk of mint.
Peter Sanderson : Well, whatever it is, the taste is explosive!
Charlene Morton : Well, good then! Enjoy!
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Peter Sanderson : I guess I'll just see you in my next life.
[laughs crazily]
Peter Sanderson : Bye!
[drives away]
Charlene Morton : Ha-ha, I'll see you when you get home.
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Peter Sanderson : [to Ashley] Why don't you go back to the vodka bottle you crawled out of?
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Peter Sanderson : Well, let me just go check if there's enough food. I'm not... I'm not sure, because, uh, actually, this is the night of, uh... , Yiminum, the, uh, holiday where white people eat very little portions because that was the night the Lord came down, and he was given food, and there was just too much and he said "No", and so he had a smaller portion, and that's why we might not have enough. So, I'll just go check on, uh, what the Lord would say, just one second!
