Just Married (2003)

Brittany Murphy: Sarah

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Quotes 

• Tom : Okay, whatever. Listen, you get guests here from all over the world, it's up to you to have some American on your signs.

  Sarah : He means English.

• Sarah : [to Tom]  We were evicted from a five star hotel, given the boot and now we're yelling at each other well not really, I'm yelling! I'm sorry I want to go home.

• Tom : [weilding a fire poker]  Hello Peter! So happy you could join us!

  Sarah : Tom what are you doing?

  Tom : I was thinking, that it's time for Peter and I to TANGO!

  [smashes vase with poker] 

  Peter : He's crazy! See you have no furture with this guy.

  Sarah : Peter, shut up. Tom you're acting like a crazy person.

  Tom : Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray !

  [shrugs shoulders] 

  Peter : I'm warning you Leizak

  [strikes a kung fu stance] 

  Peter : I studied karate with a Grand Master.

  Tom : Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!

• Tom : Are you going to tell me what really happened with Peter?

  Sarah : Are you going to tell me what really happened with red bra?

  Tom : Nothing happened

  Sarah : I hope you used a condom

  Tom : I hope Peter used a condom

  Sarah : I'm sorry, they don't make condoms that big.

  Tom : That's funny

  [to a fellow passenger] 

  Tom : we've got a comedian here

  Sarah : You wanna hear something funny, I'm moving out when we get back

  Tom : I'm just gonna stop talking

  [The other passengers clap] 

• Sarah : Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!

  Tom : Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY!

  [Shrugs his shoulders sarcastically] 

• Sarah : [to customs agent]  No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.

• Sarah : Grazie, grazie, grazie

  [slaps man helping her up] 

  Sarah : Grazie, grazie god dammit.

• Sarah : I miss doing time in prison with you.

• Tom : HOOKER!

  Sarah : MURDERER!

• Sarah : [crying on wedding night]  Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!

  Tom : You haven't been a virgin since college.

  Sarah : Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.

• Tom : I specifically asked for a compact.

  Sarah : This is a European compact.

  Tom : No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!

  Sarah : Baby, just floor it.

  Tom : I *am* flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!

• Sarah : Cheese and rice.

• [Outside bathroom] 

  Stewardess : Return to your seat please

  Sarah : [Inside bathroom]  Just a minute

  Stewardess : Return to your seat now please, playtime is over

  Sarah : BEAT IT STEW!

  Stewardess : The captain has turned the fasten your seat belt light on

  [The stewardess knocks on the door, Sarah imitates her, she imitates her again, they both knock once, Tom and Sarah knock the door into her face] 

• Sarah : Is that a Thunderstick A-200o

  Tom : When did you become an expert?

  Sarah : I told you about that night in college.

  Tom : But you never told me about the hardware.

  Sarah : Getting a visual

  Tom : We gotta charge this thing

  Sarah : That plug won't fit in European outlet.

  Tom : I'll make it fit.

  Sarah : Don't force it.

• Tom : Hey, we're in this together.

  Sarah : Do you have four guys staring at your boobies right now? No.

• Sarah : Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything?

  Tom : Like when I told you I liked your brother?

  Sarah : This is serious Tom.

  Tom : I am serious, I really don't like him.

• Tom : Maybe we should just have sex.

  Sarah : Call me crazy, but I'm not in the mood to make love to you.

• Tom : So, everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this, huh?

  Sarah : Since when do we care what people think.