Shark Tale (2004)

Ziggy Marley: Ernie

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Quotes 

• Ernie : [pretending to be Lola, put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face]  You're a nobody!

  Bernie : [pretending to be Oscar, also put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face]  No wait! Lola! I'm not a nobody! I'm a weiner!

• Ernie : Hello, Sykes' Whale Wash; And the price...

  [Sees Don Lino chasing Oscar] 

  Ernie : OH MY GOSH!

  Bernie : Hey, you got it right.

• Bernie : Ernie, let me ask you a question?

  Ernie : Yeah, man?

  Bernie : Why is it that we can sting other people, but they have no effect on me or you?

  [a tentacle of his brushes and stings Ernie, causing him to fall down screaming and twitching] 

  Bernie : Ernie! I didn't mean it, Ernie, I didn't mean it, man... Ernie, Ernie, ohh, Ernie...

  [Ernie suddenly gets up laughing] 

  Bernie : Ernie! You made a joke! Good one, man - respect!

  Ernie : Respect! Bloatfire!

  [they high-five each other] 

• Bernie : [Ernie just lost at the "Sharkslayer" videogame]  You're not doing it right! I told you!

  Ernie : I'm doing it!

  Bernie : X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square.

  Ernie : Oh, double square! Respect!

  Bernie : Respect!

• Ernie : Oscar!

  Bernie : Did you kill that shark?

  Oscar : Yeah, Yeah. Exactly how it looked; that's how it is.

• Ernie : [on the phone]  Syke's Whale Wash! You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really, really low, considering how good the wash is.

  Sykes : It's "oh my gosh!" "You get a whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!"

  Ernie : Got it!

  [the phone rings, and Ernie answers it] 

  Ernie : Whale wash!

  Bernie : Rhymes with gosh!

  [both laugh] 

  Sykes : [chasing the brothers off]  Get out of here, you two! Go be useless someplace else!