Skinwalkers (2002 TV Movie)

Wes Studi: Lt. Joe Leaphorn

Quotes 

• Emma Leaphorn : Hey, honey. Surfing for porn?

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : Yeah, right.

  [after he ignores her greeting] 

• Emma Leaphorn : Hear this Joe? Free medical advice. Hey, Joe has athlete's foot so bad...

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : For crying out loud, Emma!

  Emma Leaphorn : Oh, don't be embarrassed Joe. Jim here's ah...

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : Yeah, yeah I know. A medicine man.

• Lt. Joe Leaphorn : The young man, is he a resident?

  Nurse : Dr. Stone? He used to run the ER at Santa Fe General. We're still pinching ourselves he moved back here.

  Emma Leaphorn : My husband: The Detective. Be nice.

• Lt. Joe Leaphorn : Give me a hand with this.

  [investigating a grave robbery] 

  Officer Gorman : Me? What about Chee?

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : He's spiritually exempt.

  Officer Gorman : Spiritually exempt, my ass.

• Emma Leaphorn : I can't tell you how right it feels to be here. Oh, come one. I mean, childhood in Phoenix or not. Joe, can't you... Can't you feel it?

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : Oh, God, I wish I did. I keep waiting for something, but... nothing.

  Emma Leaphorn : Well, whatever happens from here on out, I'm not leaving.

• Emma Leaphorn : Well, when something bugs you, usually turns out to be important, so I would stay on it. Come one, Joe. You'll solve it. You'll be a little dull until you do, but I know you'll solve it.

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : You're the best.

  Emma Leaphorn : I know.

• Lt. Joe Leaphorn : You, go on ahead.

  Jim Chee : I can't.

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : And why not?

  Jim Chee : The ruins. It's not good for healers to be around them.

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : It's an archaeological dig, Officer Chee. What did you expect to find up here, Easter eggs?

• Emma Leaphorn : You know, you're the most attractive man in this restaurant.

  Lt. Joe Leaphorn : I'm the only man in the restaurant.