When Louis Met... Chris Eubank (2002 TV Movie)

Nick Hancock: Self

Quotes 

• [At the beginning of the episode of They Think It's All Over] 

  Nick Hancock : With Rory and Gary is a former world champion boxer who recently converted to Islam. He was gonna be a Christian, but gave it up when...

  Chris Eubank : Stop, stop, stop, stop - No-no-no-no, you can't do that.

  Rory McGrath : Wasn't bad, two minutes.

  Chris Eubank : No-no-no-no...

  [the audience laughs] 

  Nick Hancock : With Rory and Gary is a former world champion boxer who's determined to *beep* up this show. Chris Eubank!

  [audience laughs] 

• [During the episode of They Think It's All Over - Chris has become the butt of all the jokes] 

  Chris Eubank : I need to a sing you a song.

  [sings] 

  Chris Eubank : The best of everything, that's what I wish for you...

  Nick Hancock : He's turned into Judy Garland!

  [the audience laughs] 

  Rory McGrath : Well, he's dressed like Judy Garland.

  [more laughter - Chris looks a little hurt] 

  Chris Eubank : This whole show is written around me.

  Nick Hancock : "Oh my God, I'm the centre of attention!" says the man with the big pink tie and the tea cosy on his head!