The Incredibles (2004)

Wallace Shawn: Gilbert Huph

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• Gilbert Huph : Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!

  Bob : [looking out the window]  That man out there, he needs help!

  Gilbert Huph : Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude!

  Bob : *He* is getting *mugged*!

  Gilbert Huph : Well let's hope we don't cover him!

  Bob : [leaving]  I'll be right back.

  Gilbert Huph : Stop right now, or you're fired!

  [Bob stops] 

  Gilbert Huph : Close the door.

  [Bob closes door] 

  Gilbert Huph : Get over here now.

  [Bob lets go of the doorknob, which has been crushed by his grip; he walks over to Huph] 

  Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

  Bob : [glancing out the window]  He got away.

  Gilbert Huph : Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo...

  [Bob grabs Huph by the throat and throws him through the wall; he goes through several walls, to the shock of the other workers] 

  Bob : Uh-oh.

• Gilbert Huph : I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.

  Bob : Okay. Why?

  Gilbert Huph : Why what? Be specific, Bob.

  Bob : Why are you unhappy?

  Gilbert Huph : Your customers make me unhappy.

  Bob : Why? Have you gotten complaints?

  Gilbert Huph : Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

• Bob : Did I do something illegal?

  Gilbert Huph : [begrudgingly]  No.

  Bob : Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?

  Gilbert Huph : [pacing back and forth]  The law requires that I answer no.

  Bob : We're supposed to help people!

  Gilbert Huph : We're supposed to help *our* people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, Huh?

• Gilbert Huph : Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?

  Bob : Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...

  Gilbert Huph : I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's *possible* with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

• Gilbert Huph : [in Huph's office]  You know, Bob... a company...

  Bob : Is like an enormous clock.

  Gilbert Huph : ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight.