The Incredibles (2004)
Spencer Fox: Dashiell 'Dash' Parr
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Quotes
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Dash : We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
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Helen : Now it's perfectly normal...
Violet : [interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?
Helen : Now wait a minute, young lady...
Violet : We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!
[Jack-Jack blows a raspberry and bursts out laughing]
Dash : Lucky...
[Violet and Helen look askance at him]
Dash : Uh, I meant about being normal.
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[In the RV, traveling to the mainland]
Dash : Are we there yet?
Mr. Incredible : We get there when we get there!
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[Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]
Elastigirl : India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.
[she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]
Elastigirl : Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
Mr. Incredible : No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
Syndrome : Too late! Fifteen years too late...
Elastigirl : Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
Violet : But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Elastigirl : I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
[missiles close in]
Dash : [frightened] Mom?
Elastigirl : *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
Mr. Incredible : NO!
Elastigirl : [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!
Violet : [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!
Elastigirl : Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!
[the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]
Elastigirl : Abort abort abort!
[the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them]
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Helen : Dash... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more... constructive outlet.
Dash : Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
Helen : Honey, you know why we can't do that.
Dash : But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
Helen : Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation.
Dash : You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?
Helen : Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else.
Dash : But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special.
Helen : Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash : [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.
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Principal : I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
[Mrs. Parr looks at Dash]
Helen : What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie Kropp : He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dash : He says.
Bernie Kropp : [to Dash] Look, I know it's you!
[to Helen]
Bernie Kropp : He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Helen : You saw him do this?
Bernie Kropp : Well, not real... No, actually not.
Helen : Then, how do you know it was him?
Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera.
[has the videotape, Dash gasps and looks at Helen, glaring at him]
Bernie Kropp : And this time I got him.
[Plays the videotape of Bernie goes back into the chair. Dash puts a tack on his chair while he's sitting down. Bernie screams and students laugh]
Bernie Kropp : See? You see?
[Helen, Dash and Principal squinting their eyes, while Bernie rolls his eyes]
Bernie Kropp : What, you don't see it?
[groans, rewinds the tape]
Bernie Kropp : He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it. But, there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!
Principal : Uh... Bernie?
Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!
Principal : You and your son may go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
[Helen and Dash leaving the Principal's Office, Bernie is in clear shocked]
Bernie Kropp : You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty! No!
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[Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an apparantley empty seat]
Violet : Ow!
Elastigirl : Violet!
Violet : [becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...
Dash : [pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Elastigirl : Dash!
Violet : [over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...
Dash : [over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"
Violet : ...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...
Dash : ...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!
Violet : ...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Dash : ...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!
Elastigirl : Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?
Violet : Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...
Dash : [over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!
Violet : [over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!
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Elastigirl : This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.
Mr. Incredible : A jet's not fast enough.
Elastigirl : What's faster than a jet?
Dash : Hey, how about a rocket?
Elastigirl : Great. I can't fly a rocket.
Violet : You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.
Mr. Incredible : Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?
Mirage : [Over PA system] Say please.
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Helen : Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?
Dash : [nervously] Oh, uh... Well, we dissected a frog...
Helen : Dash got sent to the office again.
Bob : [distracted] Good, good.
Helen : No, Bob. That's bad.
Bob : What?
Helen : Dash got sent to the office again.
Bob : What? What for?
Dash : Nothing!
Helen : He put a tack on the teacher's chair. *During* class.
Dash : Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
Bob : They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking! How fast do you think you were going?
Helen : Bob, we are not encouraging this!
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[after their adventure]
Dash : Dad, that was so cool when you threw that car!
Mr. Incredible : Not as cool as you running on water!
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Dash : That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.
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Mr. Incredible : [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.
[while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]
Dash : Uh, Dad...
Elastigirl : Shh, don't interrupt.
Mr. Incredible : So... caught up in the past that I... *You* are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...
Violet : [At the control panel] Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.
[she frees them by hitting a green button]
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[checking himself out in his superhero costume]
Dash : Look, I'm The Dash. The Dash likes. Yeah-hah.
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[after the Parr's house is destroyed]
Dash : Does this mean we have to move again?
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Dash : You want to go *toward* the people that tried to kill us?
Elastigirl : If it means land, yes.
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[the Incredibles crash/park their RV]
Mr. Incredible : Is everybody okay back there?
Violet : Super duper, Dad.
Dash : Let's do that again!
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Parrot : Identification, please.
Dash : Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Voice key?
Parrot : Voice key incorrect.
Violet : Wait a second...
[Parrot sounds alarm]
Dash : What do we do?
Violet : Run!
Dash : Where are we going?
Violet : Away from here!
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Dash : She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.
Violet : That's it!
[jumps at Dash]
Helen : Both of you sit down!
[Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]
Dash : Hey! No force fields!
Violet : You started it!
Helen : [grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!
[grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]
Helen : You sit down! Violet!
[Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]
Bob : [reading newspaper in the other room] "Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam?...
Helen : Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to... intervene!
Bob : You want me to intervene?
[picks up table]
Bob : Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!
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Principal : I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
Helen Parr : Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie Kropp : Uh, he's a disruptive influence, and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : He says.
Bernie Kropp : Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool!
Helen Parr : You saw him do this?
Bernie Kropp : Well-- No, actually no.
Helen Parr : Oh... then how do you know it was him?
Bernie Kropp : I hid a camera and this time I've got him.
[Turns the video on. Dash is seen moving fast like a race car and as Bernie sits down, he stands in pain]
Bernie Kropp : See? You don't see?
[Rewinds the video]
Bernie Kropp : He moves, right there! Right there, right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it but there's no tack on my stool before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Principal : Uh, Bernie?
Bernie Kropp : Don't "Bernie" me. THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!
