Kingdom Hospital (2004)

Andrew McCarthy: Dr. Hook

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• Dr. Hook : [Dr. Hook is teasing Elmer about a joke he pulled using a corpse's head]  Hey, Elmer. Lost your head lately? Given the head to anyone lately?

  Dr. Elmer Traff : I'm not sure I follow.

  Dr. Hook : Well, here's a little heads up, I need a copy of a certain anesthesiology report

  Dr. Elmer Traff : I can't cross Stegman, half of whatever marbles he had have gotten lost since he came here!

  Dr. Hook : Then I'll turn the head into Havens. With the eyeglasses.

• Otto : [Otto stares at the security monitor and cries out in surprise when he sees Mary Jensen on the screen]  ... Is someone there? Little girl?

  Dr. Hook : [Suddenly Dr. Hook comes in and startles him]  Looking at girls is thirsty work, Otto. So, I brought you this.

  [Hook holds up a can of soda] 

  Otto : [sounding annoyed]  ... You scared the hell out of me. Have you seen Blondie?

  Dr. Hook : No.

  Otto : [confused]  ... Well, did you see a little girl? She's been wandering the hallways and Dr. James is going to be very upset about it!

  Dr. Hook : [laughing]  I have NEVER seen Dr. James upset.

• Sally Druse : Oh, you're not afraid of Dr. Stegman, I know you're not.

  Dr. Hook : Maybe not, but I am afraid of what Nat Rickman might think if I let Kingdom Hospital's most notorious psychic hypochondriac use her neurologically-impaired husband as a ouija board.

  Sally Druse : Oh, 'scuze me, I am *not* a hypochondriac.