Ella Enchanted (2004)

Steve Coogan: Heston

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Quotes 

• Edgar : So, Ella of Frell is your sister.

  Hattie : Step-sister, actually.

  Edgar : Really? Tell me what do you know about her?

  Hattie : What's in it for me?

  Heston : How about that your eyeballs remain inside your head?

• Fan Club Girl : He tried to kill Prince Char!

  Girl : Get him!

  Heston : Oh, no!

  [Char's fan club start beating him up] 

  Heston : Ow!

• Edgar : I trust you found everything to your satisfaction?

  Ella : Yes, thank you.

  Edgar : Good, good.

  [Edgar knocks book off table] 

  Edgar : Oh, dear. How clumsy of me. Pick it up.

  [Ella picks it up] 

  Edgar : Very good. Now touch your toes.

  Ella : [touching her toes]  Oh, no.

  Edgar : Oh, yes. And while you're about it, why don't you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?

  [Ella does so] 

  Edgar : Now jump up and down.

  Ella : [jumping up and down]  Please stop.

  Edgar : Wait. Perhaps you know this one.

  [sings] 

  Edgar : Put your left foot in...

  [Ella puts left foot in] 

  Edgar : ...put your left foot out...

  [Ella puts left foot out] 

  Edgar : ...put your left foot in...

  [Ella puts left foot in] 

  Edgar : ...and shake it all about. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake.

  [Ella shakes] 

  Edgar : Shake your booty. Shake your booty.

  [Ella shakes booty] 

  Edgar : Oh ho! This is fabulous!

  Heston : Hate to be a party pooper, but Edgar, evil plans, remember?

  Edgar : Yes, you're right

  [to Ella] 

  Edgar : Okay, stop.