Mambo Italiano (2003)

Paul Sorvino: Gino Barberini

Quotes 

• Gino Barberini : Nobody told us there was two Americas: the real one, United Statea, and the fake one, Canada. Then, to make matters even worse, there's two Canadas: the real one, Ontario, and the fake one, Quebec.

• Gino Barberini : What can I get for you?

  Lina Paventi : My husband has been dead for 18 years. What I need you can't offer, 'cause you're married.

  Gino Barberini : We make special arrangement. What do you say, Maria, we help out a friend?

  Maria Barberini : [looks at him reproachfully, then turns to Lina]  You're better off with your memories.

• Gino Barberini : [Angelo is taking his parents to his new apartment that's in an old building]  What's so charming about being old? We're old.

  Maria Barberini : We're not charming.

• Father Carmignani : If anyone here sees any just cause why these two should not be married... speak now or forever hold your peace.

  Gino Barberini : [aside]  Where do I start?

• Lina Paventi : What you are saying is that my Nino is banging your Angelo?

  Gino Barberini : No. I'm saying it's the other way around!