The Surreal Life (2003– )
Janice Dickinson: Self
Photos
Quotes
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Janice Dickinson : Who wants to do the nasty nasty in the phone booth?
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Janice Dickinson : [to a mentally-challenged person] Hey, Rain Man!
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth : I can not even *fathom* someone making fun of a mentally-challenged person.
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Janice Dickinson : Omarosa, the whore!
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Janice Dickinson : Omarosa comes walking out like she's some kind of supermodel! Omarosa looks like Rick James' Siamese twin.
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Janice Dickinson : [Omarosa sprays mousse in her hand, startling Janice] I thought something came out of her ass... like a poopy fart.
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Janice Dickinson : [Bronson is drilling nails] You're not drilling hard enough.
Bronson Pinchot : You know what, you said that to me last night... and it's very insulting.
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Janice Dickinson : Orgasm! Orgasm!
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Janice Dickinson : [about Omarosa] She looked like Mr. Ed on crack.
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Janice Dickinson : [to the guy at McDonald's] Don't tell anyone that I eat this stuff, it'll ruin my image. Although, my friend Naomi Campbell loves to eat here.
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth : [uncomfortable because Janice holds the prop knife over her in the photo shoot] Back the fuck up!
Janice Dickinson : I'm not - I'm not - I'm not backing up. I never said the F word.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth : You let a crackhead play with a knife over here.
Janice Dickinson : Excuse me? You know what? Who's the crackhead here? It's just a joke.
Bronson Pinchot : Careful!
Janice Dickinson : Like your wedding dress.
Bronson Pinchot : Leave her alone!