Torkel Petersson: Benny
Benny : Don't ever fuck with Benny the cop.
Benny : I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
Lasse : Radio Cars?
Benny : That is what they are called
Lasse : I will not drive around saying "radio cars"
Benny : Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...
Jacob : Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
Benny : Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?
Benny : Shit, they got some really cool waistcoats.
Jacob : What has happened to you hair?
Benny : Nothing.
Jacob : Nothing? You're god damn...
Benny : Stop it.
Jacob : Do you wear a wig?
Benny : Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.
Jacob : No.
Benny : Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.
Jacob : Yes.
Benny : No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.
Benny's neighbour : What are you, a woman?
Benny : No, I'm a cop!
Jessica : [When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a grenade launcher at it]
Jessica : But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a grenade launcher?
Benny : Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.
Jessica : [Having a hard time, believing it] ... Ah, okay.