Benny: I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
Lasse: Radio Cars?
Benny: That is what they are called
Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars"
Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...
Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
Lasse: [after telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise] Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report - your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?
Kent: No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
Agneta: Do you want us to pierce you through the scrotum Göran?
Agneta: [prods Lasse's stomach] What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?
Lasse: And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.
Agneta: Hey, Hey... Hey, take a shower with me, and I'll show you.
Agneta: [squeezes her breasts] Perfect.
Håkan: You're the leader of a SWAT-team... You fill out your waistcoat, not just literately... You're competent. You know, something is missing here.
Håkan: You're missing a hug.
Jacob: What has happened to you hair?
Jacob: Nothing? You're god damn...
Benny: Stop it.
Jacob: Do you wear a wig?
Benny: Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.
Benny: Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.
Benny: No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.
Benny: Can you help me with the computer?
Håkan: Yes, I'm coming.
Benny: Come on!
Håkan: Just hit the button.
Benny: Well there is a hell of a lot of buttons, - "Pause", "Delete", "Home".
Benny: Shit come on.
Håkan: Take it easy!
Benny: [Benny drives like a lunatic, even though the SWAT-Team is way behind them] Don't fuck with Beny the Cop! You won't catch me! I'm going to turn left.
Jacob: What are you talking about, there's nobody chasing us!
Jessica: [When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a grenade launcher at it]
Jessica: But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a grenade launcher?
Benny: Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.
Jessica: [Having a hard time, believing it] ... Ah, okay.