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Benny: Don't ever fuck with Benny the cop.

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Agneta: Benny, Do you think my tits are baggy?

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Benny: I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...

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Lasse: Radio Cars?

Benny: That is what they are called

Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars"

Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...

Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.

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Benny: Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?

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Lasse: [after telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise] Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report - otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report - your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?

Kent: No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.

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Agneta: Do you want us to pierce you through the scrotum Göran?

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Jacob: We just want to change the statistics a bit.

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Agneta: [prods Lasse's stomach] What kind of fat is this? Looks like a bun around his stomach. Do you have a spare tire if we have a puncture?

Lasse: And you say that with those baggy tits. Shitty saddlebags pointing south.

Agneta: Hey, Hey... Hey, take a shower with me, and I'll show you.

Agneta: [squeezes her breasts] Perfect.

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Håkan: You're the leader of a SWAT-team... You fill out your waistcoat, not just literately... You're competent. You know, something is missing here.

Håkan: You're missing a hug.

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Benny: Shit, they got some really cool waistcoats.

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Jacob: What has happened to you hair?

Benny: Nothing.

Jacob: Nothing? You're god damn...

[points]

Benny: Stop it.

Jacob: Do you wear a wig?

Benny: Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.

Jacob: No.

Benny: Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.

Jacob: Yes.

Benny: No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.

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Benny's neighbour: What are you, a woman?

Benny: No, I'm a cop!

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Jacob: Bring your hair with you, we're leaving now.

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Lasse: We just tried to change the statistics.

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Benny: Can you help me with the computer?

Håkan: Yes, I'm coming.

Benny: Come on!

Håkan: Just hit the button.

Benny: Well there is a hell of a lot of buttons, - "Pause", "Delete", "Home".

Benny: Shit come on.

Benny: Håkan!

Håkan: Take it easy!

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Benny: [Benny drives like a lunatic, even though the SWAT-Team is way behind them] Don't fuck with Beny the Cop! You won't catch me! I'm going to turn left.

[turn right]

Jacob: What are you talking about, there's nobody chasing us!

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Jessica: [When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a grenade launcher at it]

[Jessica interrupted]

Jessica: But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a grenade launcher?

Benny: Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.

Jessica: [Having a hard time, believing it] ... Ah, okay.

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