Teen Titans (2003–2006)

Greg Cipes: Beast Boy, Adonis, Private H.I.V.E.

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Quotes 

• Raven : [smiling at Beast Boy and Cyborg]  Thank you... friends.

  Beast Boy : So then, we really are friends?

  Raven : [nodding and blushing]  Um-hmm.

  Beast Boy : And you really think I'm funny?

  Raven : Don't push it.

• Beast Boy : See? SHE thinks I'm funny.

  Raven : Statistically, someone has to.

• [the Titans are deciding on pizza toppings] 

  Cyborg : Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?

  Beast Boy : Dude, I've BEEN most of those animals.

• Raven : Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?

  [Beast-Boy and Cyborg stare] 

  Beast Boy : Yeah!

  Cyborg : All-you-can-eat...

  Beast Boy : Free form...

  Beast Boy , Cyborg : Breakfast explosion!

  Raven : Sorry I asked.

• [Beast Boy has just caught Raven] 

  Raven : You saved me? I thought you didn't like me.

  Beast Boy : Thought you didn't like me.

  Cyborg : Yo, I like both of you. Now get your butts over here!

• Terra : You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?

  Beast Boy : Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

• Cyborg : Have you ever seen her this happy?

  Beast Boy : Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy.

• Raven : Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.

  Beast Boy : Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.

  Raven : We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

• Robin : Slade. We're ready for you.

  Slade : Give me the girl!

  Robin : No way!

  Slade : You don't really have a choice. I'm taking her.

  Beast Boy : Oh, yeah? You and what army?

  [an army of fire creatures appear and then Beast Boy screams] 

  Cyborg : You just had to ask, didn't you?

• Beast Boy : Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.

• Beast Boy : So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.

  Starfire : But, we were only victorious because you watches too much the television.

  Raven : So, I guess there really is no lesson.

  Cyborg : Yep, it was all completely meaningless.

  [everyone laughs] 

• Beast Boy : I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

• [Robin just lost a fight] 

  Beast Boy : Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.

  Raven : Happens to some of us more than others.

• Robin : You can't hold us here forever!

  Spike : Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!

  Starfire : Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!

  Beast Boy : Yeah! What she said!

  Spike : You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.

  Raven : Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?

• Beast Boy : You guys... missed me?

  Cyborg : Sure! Who else is going to help me wax the T-Car?

  Robin : And spar with me in the gym?

  Starfire : And wolf down nauseating amounts of tofu while Raven and I watch?

  Raven : Uh... how about we just go out for pizza?

• Beast Boy : Who wants tofu waffles?

  Cyborg : Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.

• Starfire : You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.

  Raven : Beast Boy had a brain?

  Beast Boy : [laughing]  Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.

• [after Starfire returns from the future] 

  Beast Boy : [in tears]  You're telling me I'M going to be BALD?

• Starfire : Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!

  Beast Boy : Yeah, what she said!

• Beast Boy : See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"

  Raven : Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?

  Beast Boy : What's your point?

  Raven : [sweat drops] 

• Beast Boy : Ex-Doom Patrol member Beast Boy, sir. How can I help? Wowzers! You're Robin, aren't you, sir?

  Robin : Well, you can start by not calling me sir.

• Beast Boy : [after being dropped on his head]  Is it just me or are we getting our butts kicked?

  Robin , Raven : [in unison]  It's just you.

• Pelican : Oh have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek.

  Starfire : I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV.

  Beast Boy : Hey Star, run for your life!

• Beast Boy : Wakie, wakie, tofu eggs and bakie.

• Raven : Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous prank.

  Beast Boy : Okay, it's not another ridiculous prank. It's a brilliant prank!

• Beast Boy : [to the green Raven]  What is with you? First you nuke breakfast, then you laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're a Marine? Make up your mind!

  [shouts] 

  Beast Boy : Who are you?

  Raven : [pink, gray and green Raven]  I'm Raven.

• Beast Boy : Terra, Stop! We're your friends!

  Terra : I don't have any friends. Remember?

  [she punches him] 

• Beast Boy : You talk to fish? Yeah, right.

  Aqualad : I'm talking to you, aren't I?

  Beast Boy : Well, I, uh, technically, I'm a squid

  Aqualad : It's called telepathy. Follow me.

  Beast Boy : [imitating Aqualad]  It's called telepathy.

  Aqualad : I heard that.

  Beast Boy : Who is this guy?

• Beast Boy : [Beast Boy offers to rescue his team from a destructing underwater complex by turning into a whale and letting them ride in his mouth] 

  [pointing to mouth] 

  Beast Boy : Hello...

  Raven : I'd really rather just stay here and drown.

• Starfire : [after getting their bodies back from being switched, to Raven]  I am me! And you are you!

  Cyborg : [the rest of the Titans have their bodies back]  And we're us!

  Robin : Thanks to you two.

  Beast Boy : You go girls!

  Starfire : We have done it!

  [jumps and embraces Raven] 

  Raven : [horrified]  Ummm... you're hugging me!

• Beast Boy : No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs.

• Beast Boy : ...kaaaay... do you come with subtitles?

• [It is dark and Beast Boy has turned into an octopus] 

  Starfire : Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.

  [Two popping sounds] 

  Beast Boy : Hehe... my bad

• Beast Boy : I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!

  [whistles] 

• Cyborg : And the last slice of pizza goes to...

  [spins the slice] 

  Cyborg : Terra!

  Robin : All right, Terra!

  Beast Boy : Whoo!

  Starfire : You are the winner!

  Raven : Um... way to go.

  Cyborg : Just a rookie and already you're an MVP and the winner of the coveted four cheese trophy! The world wants to know, how does it feel?

  Terra : Um, good, and kind of greasy.

• Beast Boy : This is the best pie in the history of pie.

• Beast Boy : Umm... watch out for falling dinosaurs?

• Cyborg : So, we really are friends?

  Raven : Yes.

  Beast Boy : And you really think I'm funny?

  Raven : Don't push it.

• Beast Boy : Ooh, squiggly lines. Way informative.

• [while fighting Plasmus] 

  Beast Boy : Only one thing worse than goo...

  Raven : [flying by]  Sneeze goo.

  Beast Boy : Ewww... gross!

• Beast Boy : British engineering. Finest in the world.

  Raven : Can you please stop talking like that?

  Beast Boy : You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

• Beast Boy : Dude, turtles know what's up.

• Cyborg : Is there any meat in that tofu?

  Beast Boy : No, there's no meat in the tofu, it's TOFU.