Rodger Bumpass: Squidward, Fish #4
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Quotes
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Squidward Tentacles : Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
Squidward Tentacles : I couldn't agree more, sir.
Fish : Hooray for SpongeBob!
[Crowd cheers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
Squidward Tentacles : I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!
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Squidward Tentacles : Who turned on the AC?
[Sees the frozen Mr. Krabs]
Squidward Tentacles : Mr Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?
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Squidward Tentacles : Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Squidward Tentacles : [Leaving] Pass.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick and I...
Patrick Star : Hi.
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [worried] Ohh!
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Squidward Tentacles : So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
Plankton : That's right, Squidward, and there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Squidward Tentacles : No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton : And what's that supposed to mean?
Squidward Tentacles : It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
Plankton : We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips.
[Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen]
Karen the Computer : Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward Tentacles : Huh?
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Squidward Tentacles : Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
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[Mr. Krabs is marking up the prices for King Neptune]
Squidward Tentacles : One-hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : With cheese, Mr. Squidward. With cheese.
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Squidward Tentacles : [Finds SpongeBob in his shower with him] SpongeBob! What are you DOING in here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles : Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
SpongeBob SquarePants : There's no shower at work.
Squidward Tentacles : What do you WANT?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to let you know I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward Tentacles : [shouts] GET OUT!
[kicks SpongeBob out of the window]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cheerfully, on the ground] Okay! I'll see you at the ceremony!
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Squidward Tentacles : I listen to public radio.
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Squidward Tentacles : One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.
