Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Narrator, Gary, Clay, Tough Fish #2, Twin #2, Houston Voice
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Patrick Star : SpongeBob, what happened?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton cheated.
Sheldon J. Plankton : Cheated?
[Now to Neptune]
Sheldon J. Plankton : Hold on there, baldy.
[Now to SpongeBob]
Sheldon J. Plankton : Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Because you cheated?
Sheldon J. Plankton : No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.
[laughing]
Sheldon J. Plankton : A stupid kid!
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess you're right, Plankton.
[looks down]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I am just a kid.
Sheldon J. Plankton : Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
Sheldon J. Plankton : That's right. Okay, Neptune...
SpongeBob SquarePants : And no amount of mermaid magic...
[Turns to Mindy]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... or managerial promotion...
[Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
Sheldon J. Plankton : That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [over microphone] But that's okay!
Sheldon J. Plankton : What? What's going on?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!
Sheldon J. Plankton : All right, we get the point.
SpongeBob SquarePants : So, yeah, I'm a kid!
[the lights go down, dry ice smoke surrounds SpongeBob, and a spotlight falls on him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Sheldon J. Plankton : [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : But most of all, I'm...
Sheldon J. Plankton : Okay, settle down. Take it easy!
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm... I'M...
Sheldon J. Plankton : WHAT THE SCALLOP?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [bursts into song] I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
Squidward Tentacles : I couldn't agree more, sir.
Fish : Hooray for SpongeBob!
[Crowd cheers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
Squidward Tentacles : I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!
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Dennis : Finally.
[cracks knuckles]
Dennis : I got you right where I want you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis : Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You're gonna exterminate us?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis : You mean these?
[grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
Dennis : I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
SpongeBob SquarePants : They were fake?
Dennis : Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
[Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
Patrick Star : Is he a mermaid?
Dennis : All right. Enough gab.
[approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis : Plankton was very specific.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton?
Dennis : For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Patrick Star : Step on us?
Dennis : Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]
Dennis : Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.
[extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]
Patrick Star : That's a big boot.
Dennis : Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!
[laughs]
Dennis : I love this job!
[Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]
Patrick Star : Bigger boot!
[tries to run away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.
Patrick Star : Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Thank you, stranger!
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King Neptune : [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.
Patrick Star : [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
King Neptune : Eight.
Patrick Star : Seven.
King Neptune : Six
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs , SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
King Neptune : Six it is then.
Patrick Star : [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, shush!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I am 100-percent MAN! And this MAN has got something to say to you!
[blows Mr. Krabs a long raspberry]
SpongeBob SquarePants : There! I think I made my point.
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Patrick Star : SpongeBob?
[sees him walking away from the trench, defeated]
Patrick Star : Hey, where are you going?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm going home, Patrick.
Patrick Star : But what about Mr Krabs?
SpongeBob SquarePants : What about us? WE'LL never survive in that trench! You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.
Patrick Star : We're NOT kids!
SpongeBob SquarePants : OPEN YOUR EYES, PATRICK! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream - we worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! WE DON'T BELONG OUT HERE.
Patrick Star : [defensively] We do NOT worship him!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [pulls Patrick's pants down] Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?
Patrick Star : [starts to cry] Worship...? Oh, you're right, SpongeBob! We ARE kids!
[runs away crying, then trips over pulled-down pants]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Mindy : [just arrived in carriage] But you can't go home!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mindy!
Patrick Star : Mindy?
[frantically pulls up pants before falling over again]
Patrick Star : Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants : How much did you hear?
Mindy : I heard enough.
Patrick Star : Did you see my underwear?
Mindy : No, Patrick.
Patrick Star : [grabs pants] Did you want to?
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[Last Lines]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [to squidward] Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Patrick, about driving the Patty Wagon] You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
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Patrick Star : It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
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Attendant #1 : You two dipsticks wouldn't last ten seconds over the county line!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.
[they drive over the line; a thief stops them]
Thief : Out of the car, fellas.
[thief drives off with Patty Wagon]
SpongeBob SquarePants : How many seconds was that?
Attendant #2 : Twelve.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : ...IN YOUR FACE!
[start laughing hysterically at attendants before walking away over county line]
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Mindy : [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]
Mindy : Guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah?
Mindy : I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Heck, yeah!
Mindy : Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Heck, no!
Mindy : And why?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Because we're invincible!
[both jump off cliff]
Mindy : [calling after them] I never said that!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [pulling up to the gas station with Patrick in the patty wagon - a hamburger on wheels] Fill her up, please.
Attendant #1 : [looking at the patty wagon slightly bemused] What'll it be, fellas? Mustard or ketchup?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [crying in bar, then sits up] Alright, get it together, old boy. I know, I'll just stop thinking about it.
[pause]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad!
Patrick Star : Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager!
[SpongeBob starts crying again]
Patrick Star : Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I...
Squidward Tentacles : [Leaving] Pass.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick and I...
Patrick Star : Hi.
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...will bring back the crown and save you from Neptune's wrath. You have nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [worried] Ohh!
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Patrick Star : Hey, look. Free ice-cream.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, boy!
[SpongeBob runs to the "ice-cream booth" surrounded by piles of bones and skulls]
Patrick Star : [to a skull] How you doing?
[Looks around and sees the piles of bones and skulls]
Patrick Star : Wait a minute. Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah?
Patrick Star : Make mine a chocolate!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [drunk from too much ice cream] All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!"
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [didn't get the promotion] I'm ready. Depression.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [at podium] People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Uh, SpongeBob...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K.
[Mr. Krabs whispers]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm making a complete what of myself?
[Mr. Krabs whispers again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
[Mr. Krabs whispers again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [after Mindy turns Patrick and Spongebob into men] Huh. I don't feel anything differ... oh my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
Patrick Star : So do you!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Dennis on Hasselhoff's leg] I don't know what Plankton's paying you... But maybe these can make it worth your while.
Dennis : You think I can be bought with five... what are these?
SpongeBob SquarePants : That, sir, is five Goober dollars, legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober.
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Mindy : Good luck, Spongebob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, how did you know my name?
Mindy : Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.
Patrick Star : What's my name?
Mindy : That's easy! You're Patrick Star!
Patrick Star : [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
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Plankton : [Spongebob is running after stepping on Plankton] OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Eww, I think I stepped in something.
Plankton : Not in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Feast your eyes, Patrick.
Patrick Star : What is it?
SpongeBob SquarePants : The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features: Sesame seed finish; steel-belted pickles; grilled leather interior; and under the hood, a fuel-injected French fryer with dual overhead grease traps.
Patrick Star : Wow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah. Wow.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : But before we begin the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [clapping rapidly] Yeah! Yeah! OWW! OW-HOWW! Yeah, now we're talking! Yeah! OWWW! Shhh!
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[the gas attendants are laughing at SpongeBob, Patrick and the Patty Wagon]
Patrick Star : Are they laughing at us?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No Patrick, they're laughing next to us.
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Waiter : [slowly swims into SpongeBob's vision as he wakes up] Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [after recovering] Oh, my head.
[He looks drunk]
Waiter : Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.
[belch]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...friend?
[notices Patrick lying under a collapsed table]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?
[falls over]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...
[remembers what happened the day before, face switches from horror to anger]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [Disgustedly] Mr. Krabs.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
Patrick Star : Yay! I love being purple!
SpongeBob SquarePants : We're going to the place where all the action is.
Patrick Star : You don't mean...?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I mean.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Goofy Goobers Ice Cream Party Boat!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [singing] Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
King Neptune : You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea...
[Sees Neptune's bald head]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Bald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd : BALD! BALD BALD! BALD! BALD!
Fish : MY EYES!
King Neptune : All right, all right!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready! Promotion! I'm ready! Promotion!...
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Run, Patrick!
Patrick Star : No. I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'll never st...
[Dennis swats him aside]
Patrick Star : Aaaah! Run, SpongeBob!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, no, how will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
David Hasselhoff : I can take you there.
[Hasselhoff comes running up in slow motion]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Who are you?
David Hasselhoff : I'm David Hasselhoff.
Patrick Star , SpongeBob SquarePants : Hooray!
SpongeBob SquarePants : So, uh, where's your boat?
David Hasselhoff : Boat?
[laughs]
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [shocked] What?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : You... did not... get... the job!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [sadly] But... but why?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not... mature?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
Fish 1 : Dork?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...
Pearl : A goofball?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Closer, but no, no, no.
Fish 2 : A ding-a-ling!
Fish 3 : Wingnut!
Old Lady : A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [angrily] Okay, that's enough!
[back to SpongeBob]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.
[starts to walk away]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Poor kid.
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Patrick Star , SpongeBob SquarePants : [after finding their car finally, they both say in a high voice] Ah!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [having jumped from leg to leg on David Hasselhoff's body] Yeah! I did it!
Dennis : [Dennis jumps and makes it] You've got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip em out of you!
[makes a gesture like pulling guts out of one's body]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Cleanliness is next to managerliness.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
Plankton : No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!
[laughs evilly]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cheerfully] Well, good luck with that!
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Squidward Tentacles : [Finds SpongeBob in his shower with him] SpongeBob! What are you DOING in here?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I have to tell you something, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles : Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
SpongeBob SquarePants : There's no shower at work.
Squidward Tentacles : What do you WANT?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to let you know I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
Squidward Tentacles : [shouts] GET OUT!
[kicks SpongeBob out of the window]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cheerfully, on the ground] Okay! I'll see you at the ceremony!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Plankton : Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!
[pulls on a chain]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Mindy , Patrick Star : Umbrella?
[a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]
Mindy : Daddy, no!
Plankton : Daddy, yes!
[pushes button on remote]
King Neptune : [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : You still have that bag of winds, buddy?
Patrick Star : [Shows a bulge on his backside] Sure do.
[Both laugh]
Patrick Star : [Pulls out bag of wind, but not from the bulge] Here you go.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh...
Patrick Star : What?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Nothing, nothing. Now, let's go over those instructions. Let's see, it says here; Step one: hold bag away from home.
Patrick Star : [Holds bag away] Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Step two: plant feet firmly on ground.
Patrick Star : [Plant feet firmly on ground] Right.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Step three: pull out string, releasing the winds.
Patrick Star : Check.
[pulls string; bag slips from hands and flies away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [to himself] It seems simple enough. Hold bag away from home, plant feet firmly on ground, pull out string releasing wind.
[to Patrick]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, let's do it for real.
Patrick Star : Uh, SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [the diver's boot floats onto Hasselhoff's leg. From the bottom, Dennis emerges] Ah! Dennis!
Dennis : Did you miss me?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Take it easy, friend, I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be juust fine.
Phil : I'm really scared here, man.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You got a name?
Phil : Phil
SpongeBob SquarePants : You got a family Phil?
Phil : [can't speak, too scared]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [snapping his fingers] Come on Phil, stay with me, lets hear about that family!
Phil : I got a wife, and two beautiful children
SpongeBob SquarePants : Thats what it's all about. I want you to do me a favour Phil.
Phil : What?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Say cheese.
[Slowly places the cheese in the Krabby Patty while a sound like a heartrate monitor starts speeding up in the backround]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [after coming out of the Krusty Krab restaurant with the now smiling Phil holding a Krabby Patty with cheese] Order Up!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : For your information, we are not kids, we are men.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We should be there in one more verse.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [singing] Now that we're men...
Dennis : [interrupting the singing] Finally!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Talk to me, Krabs.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!
[cries]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [slaps Mr. Krabs] Get a hold of yourself, Eugene.
[narrows eyes]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm going in.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Wai-toor. Waiter!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [bumping into King Neptune] Sorry, miss.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [riding a swimming David Hasslehoff] Go Hasslehoff!
Patrick Star : Next stop Bikini Bottom!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Get it together old boy.
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Gary : [under Plankton's power] Meow... Plankton.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hooray! Gary! I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! Today! Sorry about this calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready. Promotion.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I have to tell you something, Squidward.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : There's no shower at work.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay. see you at the ceremony.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We're going to the place where all the action is.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I mean.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion... Eww, I think I stepped in something.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh. Sorry, Plankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, good luck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [Thinking] Yes.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [Thinking] He's right.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [Thinking] That's me.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes! Yeah! Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [sighs] I'm gonna head home, Pat. The celebration's off.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Ooh!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Waiter, let's get another round over here. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Whoo!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Waiter!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Pardon me, miss.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.
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Mindy : Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
SpongeBob SquarePants : What do you mean, the only ones left?
Mindy : Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
[pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now]
Mindy : Or should I say Planktopolis.
