The 75th Annual Academy Awards (2003) Poster

(2003 TV Special)

Steve Martin: Self - Host



  • Steve Martin : When I heard that Richard Gere was not nominated for his great performance in "Chicago," I said to myself, "Welcome to my world, Richard Gere!"

  • Steve Martin : What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats... or skinny.

  • Steve Martin : We have many great stars here tonight - Olivia de Havilland is here! Kirk Douglas. Margaret O'Brien. Mickey Rooney is here!

    [to Mickey Rooney] 

    Steve Martin : Mickey, I'm sorry we couldn't get you a better seat, but Vin Diesel is here.

  • Steve Martin : Afghanistan submitted a film this year: "My Big Fat Skinny Raggety-Ass One Hump Thirsty Camel".

  • Steve Martin : Roman Polanski's here. Get him!

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