Waiting... (I) (2005)

Vanessa Lengies: Natasha

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Quotes 

• Monty : Hey there, Natasha, how's my favorite minor doing today?

  Natasha : Hung over, I got so shit faced last night.

  Monty : On a school night? Kids today.

• Monty : [on going to the party]  Okay, baby doll, you're definitely coming, right?

  Natasha : If you do everything right, I will.

  Monty : Oh god, Natasha, you're gonna have to stop that. You're making it hard... I mean difficult.

• Monty : I must say there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth. Yes, I am indeed a pervert. Does that offend you?

  Natasha : Nope, I think most tainted youths end up being perverts.

  Monty : Good fucking answer!

  Natasha : Oh and Monty, just so you know, I'm only a minor for another week. I turn eighteen on Wednesday.

  Monty : Well, then I guess I better hurry up then. I don't have much time.

• Natasha : Dean.

  Dean : What?

  Natasha : The old lady at Table 37 wants you to sing the birthday song for her grandson. His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

  Dean : [tosses a cake with Happy Birthday onto the counter from the box]  I need birthday singers!

  Monty : Come on, people! We need birthday singers!

  Naomi : Fuck.

  Dean : [the gang walk toward Table 37, clapping and cheering. Dean holds out the cake and brings it to the table, spotting Timmy]  There he is. There's the big winner.

  [sets the cake onto the table where Timmy is] 

  Monty : [excitedly]  Yeah!

  Dean : All right. Attention, guests! Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday! Big round of applause.

  [the guests cheer and applaud] 

  Dean : He's earned it. He's got his whole life ahead of him. The sky's the limit.

  Dean : [singing]  I don't know but I've been told.

  Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [singing]  Someone here is getting old!

  Dean : [singing, Timmy looks frightened]  Good news is dessert is free.

  Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [singing]  Bad news is we sing off-key!

  Dean : [singing]  Happy birthday...

  Dean , Monty , Amy , Naomi , Serena , Calvin : [point to Timmy, in unison]  TO YOU!

  [Timmy starts crying in embarrassment, the waiters applaud and cheer. One of them holds up Timmy's arm and waves it in the air] 

  Natasha : Look at the camera!

  [holding a camera] 

  Dean : Picture time.

  [the camera snaps and we're revealed the photograph of all the waiters and Timmy posed for the picture, Timmy still cries in the background as this happens] 

  Dean : All right. All right. Cry it off.