Eulogy (2004)

Hank Azaria: Daniel Collins

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Quotes 

• Kate Collins : Hey, hey, hey! You guys! Could one of you *please* tell me one nice thing I can say about your dead father

  Lucy Collins : [after a long pause]  He often called me Andrea for no reason.

  Daniel Collins : I was Barry.

• Daniel Collins : Hey, did we have a blackout last night?

  Kate Collins : That's what I heard.

  Skip Collins : Yeah, we sure did. I couldn't even find my room.

  [Lucy smacks him with a newspaper] 

  Skip Collins : What?

  Lucy Collins : You found my room all right.

  Skip Collins : It was dark.

  Lucy Collins : So you hid in my closet? With your *kids*?

  Skip Collins : [shouts]  We were lost!

• Daniel Collins : Go talk to your mother.

  Skip Collins : You talk to her, alright? She's a downer.

  Daniel Collins : She's a widow.

  Skip Collins : She was a downer first.

• Daniel Collins : I think that marriage is based on commitment and communication and not necessarily the presence of penis.