Nip/Tuck (2003–2010)
Famke Janssen: Ava Moore
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Quotes
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Christian Troy : Sorry I'm late.
Miss Wentworth : Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
Christian Troy : It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
Miss Wentworth : I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
Christian Troy : I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
Matt McNamara : I have 2 dads.
Miss Wentworth : Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. 2 dads. Emily Willis has 2 momies. We're seeing more and more of this.
Christian Troy : Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
Miss Wentworth : I understand.
Matt McNamara : They're not gay, Miss Wentworht. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
Adrian Moore : Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
Ava Moore : It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
Adrian Moore : You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
Miss Wentworth : Ok, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.
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Ava Moore : [to Adrian] You're not too old to get a backhand and I'm wearing heavy rings.
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Sean McNamara : Did you urinate in the soap dispenser, Matt? This act of aggression isn't funny, what's funny about it?
Matt McNamara : This whole thing is funny, Dad. It's idiotic.
Sean McNamara : I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?
Matt McNamara : No.
Sean McNamara : Adrian, was it you?
Adrian Moore : Ohh. He's scary, your other dad.
Sean McNamara : You're not leaving here until I get an answer.
Ava Moore : Don't you dare threaten my son.
Adrian Moore : Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. You wanna spank me?
