Alan Tudyk: Steve the Pirate
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Quotes
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Steve the Pirate : The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.
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Steve the Pirate : Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster.
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Justin : How many teams are in this qualifier?
Gordon : Uh, two.
Justin : So all we have to do is beat this team and we're in the Vegas Open, right?
Gordon : Yeah!
Owen : That seems pretty simple.
Dwight : Who's the other team?
Gordon : Uh, I have it right here, just a second... Troop 417.
Steve the Pirate : Christ! We're playin' Boy Scouts!
Peter La Fleur : Not quite!
[Troop 417 are tough-looking Girl Scouts; one spits on the ground]
Steve the Pirate : BOLLOCKS!
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Steve the Pirate : I'm gonna send you all to hell!
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Justin : This place is too important to us! Gordon, where do you go when your wife changes the locks?
Gordon : Average Joe's.
Justin : Right! Dwight, Owen, what are you going to do if Average Joe's closes? You gonna work at the airport again?
Dwight : Say what? I ain't working at no airport!
Justin : No, 'cause you hated it! Steve! Where is it you go to do... whatever it is that you do?
Steve the Pirate : Garrr! Joe's be the only place for Steve!
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Steve the Pirate : Yarr, I be the dread pirate Steve!
