A Dirty Shame (2004) Poster

(2004)

Selma Blair: Caprice

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Quotes 

  • Caprice Stickles : I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.

    Sylvia Stickles : Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

  • [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm] 

    Fat Fuck Frank : Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

    Sylvia Stickles : She moved to the Erie Canal area.

    [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles] 

    Neuter Yuppie Man : Hey, Vaughn.

    Vaughn Stickles : [to the Neuter Yuppie Man]  Hey!

    [to Fat Fuck Frank] 

    Vaughn Stickles : Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

    Fat Fuck Frank : Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

    [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs] 

    Fat Fuck Frank : [shouting]  Ursula! Ursula Udders!

    Neuter Yuppie Man : Texture, that's what I call it.

    Fat Fuck Frank : It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

    [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows] 

    Caprice Stickles : Destroy all Neuters!

    Neuter Yuppie Woman : We sure didn't have this in D.C.

    Neuter Yuppie Man : God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

  • Caprice Stickles : [explaining why she is going to have her breasts reduced]  My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while...

  • Sylvia Stickles : You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

    Caprice Stickles : I was promoting the art of dance!

    Sylvia Stickles : With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?

    Caprice Stickles : I was not drunk! I was on pills!

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