The Wedding Date (2005)

Sarah Parish: TJ

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Quotes 

• TJ : Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.

• TJ : [sees Kat with Jeffery]  Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.

  Kat Ellis : You have more than one gynaecologist?

  TJ : You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy

  TJ : [turns to Jeffery]  Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks

• TJ : [after seeing Nick wink]  I think I've just come.

• TJ : Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?

• TJ : Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?

• TJ : [to Kat and Amy]  The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.

• Jeffrey : [ready to pitch]  Are you ready, TJ?

  TJ : Bugger off, Jeffery.

• Bunny : They were inseperable. If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up.

  TJ : And if Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.

  Kat Ellis : So we were eating and throwing up in perfect harmony.

• TJ : [to the rest of the bachelorette party guests]  Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!