The Perfect Man (2005)

Chris Noth: Ben Cooper

Quotes 

• Uncle Ben : He could be anywhere in the world but he chooses to be with her because life is better with her by his side.

• Uncle Ben : Now these are brand new stoves. What about the pizza oven? That's working. It's got to be the gas line, right?

• Holly Hamilton : The River Bistro? What are we doing here? I can't even afford to pee in a place like this. Much less actually eat here.

  Amy Pearl : Relax, it's under control. My uncle's the owner.

  Holly Hamilton : [looks at Lance]  Him?

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  You've got to be kidding.

  Amy Pearl : No, him.

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  No you didn't do that, did you?

• Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  Why wouldn't she mad, huh? Well, there's only one thing you can do: flowers. And you can't go cheap, either. Nope. A dozen, long-stemmed.

  Amy Pearl : He knows about females.

  Lance : He knows more about females than I know about females.

  Uncle Ben : [on the phone]  In my opinion roses always work, always.

  Holly Hamilton : He doesn't actually believe that, does he?

• Holly Hamilton : We need to know what the perfect man would do as a follow up to the orchid.

  Uncle Ben : Well, can't we talk about it tomorrow?

  Lance : Wait, what could be more important than the perfect man? Oh, duh. Perfect shoes.

• Uncle Ben : Well, girls, I'm really not an authority on this.

  Holly Hamilton : What makes today's perfect man perfect? What is it that he says or does that makes him a woman's perfect man?

• Uncle Ben : Have you ever seen an orchid; how it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? When a woman gets an orchid; it's, well she feels like she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibility... Ben Cooper...