The Three Stooges (2012)

Carly Craig: Mrs. Harter

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Quotes 

• Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together]  Hello.

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken]  Hello!

  Mrs. Harter : [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together]  How precious!

  Sister Rosemary : Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.

  Young Larry : The choice is easy! I'm your guy!

  [Larry starts tap dancing] 

  Mrs. Harter : That is so cute!

  Mr. Harter : Absolutely adorable.

  Mr. Harter : [to Mother Superior]  How long's he got?

  Mother Superior : Hmm?

  Mr. Harter : He's taking chemo, right?

  Mother Superior : No no no, he's healthy as a mule.

  Sister Rosemary : And almost as smart.

  Young Moe : Recede, Bojangles.

  [Moe pulls Larry back by his hair] 

  Young Moe : Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.

  [Mr. Harter chuckles nervously] 

  Young Curly : If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!

  Mother Superior : Oh, boys and their rodents.

  [Mother Superior chuckles] 

  Young Teddy : [Teddy enters the room]  Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?

  Mrs. Harter : Oh, who's this?

  Young Teddy : Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.

  Mrs. Harter : Oh my God, he's wonderful.

  Mr. Harter : I thought you said there were only the three.

  Sister Rosemary : I never said that, I said "about three".

• Mr. Harter : [in the Harters' car]  Hey Moe, do you know what day today is?

  Young Moe : No clue.

  Mr. Harter : It's your birthday.

  Young Moe : Really?

  Mrs. Harter : Well, to us it is, because today is the day that you came into our lives. So... what would you like as a birthday present?

  Young Moe : Aw, I'm good. This - this lollipop's really hitting the spot.

  Mr. Harter : [Mrs. Harter gasps, and Mr. Harter chuckles]  Oh now, come on. come on, there's gotta be something that would make your birthday complete. Just go crazy, champ, anything your heart desires.

  Young Moe : Well, when you put it that way...

  [Moe whispers into Mrs. Harter's ear] 

  Mr. Harter : Well, what is it?

  Mrs. Harter : He, uh... he wants us to go back and get his two friends.

  Mr. Harter : Oh, Moe, heh, three youngsters are an awful lot to take on, like, all at once.

  Young Moe : Oh, don't you see, Pop? That's the beauty of it. It's not gonna cost you a dime extra. Them two termites can bunk with me. I'll even split my meals with them.

  Mr. Harter : Yeah, I don't know, Moe, it's just...

  Young Moe : And you don't have to worry about sending them to fancy schools, 'cause they're not interested in reading or numbers. Heavy lifting and ditch digging, that's their dream.

  Mr. Harter : Wow, those guys really mean a lot to you, don't they?

  Young Moe : They're all I've ever had.

  Mrs. Harter : Moe's right, honey. We can't possibly separate these three boys.

  Young Moe : There we go! That's my mom talking.

  Young Moe : [Mr. and Mrs. Harter drop Moe off back at the orphanage, deciding to adopt Young Teddy instead]  Forget it! It was a bad idea! I don't want nothing! Mommy! Daddy! Please!

  Young Moe : [sadly]  Don;t go.

• Mrs. Harter : I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.

  Mother Superior : Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.

  Mr. Harter : Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.

  Sister Rosemary : Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.

  Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together]  Hello.

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken]  Hello!