Drawn Together (2004–2007)

Tara Strong: Toot Braunstein, Princess Clara, Ariel, Snow White, Unusually Flexible Girl

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Quotes 

• Toot Braunstein : [trying to get Xandir's attention with her head in a guillotine]  I swear to God I'll cut my fucking head off!

  [Xandir ignores her, Toot slices off her head and flashes him while Spanky takes a dump in her skull] 

• [Spanky and Clara are neck deep in a ball pit and are discussing her bigoted views] 

  Princess Clara : I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian.

  Spanky Ham : Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases.

  Blue Ball : [springs to life]  Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig?

  Princess Clara : No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize.

  Blue Ball : Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President.

• Toot Braunstein : [drunk]  I thought you loved me, Captain Morgan!

  [smashes bottle of booze against the wall] 

  Toot Braunstein : Oh no, you're bleeding! I'll save you, Cap'n Morgan!

  [licks booze off wall] 

• Xandir : Why is it whenever something isn't working, your first impulse is to eat it?

  Xandir : [Flashback - Toot is eating the TV]  TOOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  Toot Braunstein : I couldn't find the Remote.

• Toot Braunstein : Sometimes I cut myself to relieve the pain

• Toot Braunstein : If I can't be the sex symbol, then I'll just be THE BITCH!

• Princess Clara : What is this thing in my mouth? / It's slippery and it's slimy / Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. / Some black chick's tongue. / It's such a new sensation.

  Foxxy Love : I got a mayonnaise mama on my lickin' hole / And we've only just begun...

  Princess Clara : It's really quite thrilling...

  Foxxy Love : It's right. Now you know...

  Princess Clara : I can taste a filling...

  Foxxy Love : And it's solid gold...

  Princess Clara : I never dreamed I would be so willing / To let myself go.

  Foxxy Love : Tell me about it! / I'm totally frenching a racist 'ho!

  Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : This black chick's tongue

  Princess Clara : What a wonderful feeling

  Foxxy Love : Damn where'd this bitch get her earrings?

  Princess Clara : I've never had so much fun

  Princess Clara , Foxxy Love : As with this black chick's tongue.

  Captain Hero : How cool is this? / We've only been here a day / And I already find myself in a 3-way!

• Toot Braunstein : [after hearing of Spanky's game of crapping on pizza]  You want to do *what* to pizza? The most tasty and delicious of all that is tasty and delicious? So you can sh*t on it? I should kill you where you stand!

  [punches a hole through the wall] 

• Toot Braunstein : So, Clara, how was your day?

  Princess Clara : It was magical!

  Toot Braunstein : I guess it would have been if you were violated by a magician.

• [repeated line] 

  Toot Braunstein : Goddammit!

• Princess Clara : Oh f*ck me.

• Princess Clara : [Spanky, Clara, and Foxxy are waiting for a pizza in order to play a prank on the delivery man]  I had never been more nervous. The pizza would be here in thirty minutes or less, and with Foxxy's hands tied up in her hair, she was as useless as a Mexican!

• Xandir : [while holding Ling-Ling]  Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited for Christmas?

  [Ling-Ling perks up and nods] 

  Xandir : Too bad there's no such thing as a Santa Claus! I bet your disappointed.

  [Xandir licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to Toot] 

  Toot Braunstein : Ling-Ling, what's this in your ear? Is it a quarter?

  [Ling-Ling perks up] 

  Toot Braunstein : No, it's a tumor!

  [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off and passes it to a sickly-looking Wooldor] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Hey, Ling-Ling, you, uh... excited for Christmas?

  [Ling-Ling perks up] 

  Wooldoor Sockbat : Oh, no, it's a tumor!

  [licks a sad Ling-Ling's secretion off] 

• Toot Braunstein : Damn it! Clara's pissing me off like Fat-Free sour cream!

• Princess Clara : [about her octopussoir]  Oh, please, please don't tell anybody. I'm afraid that I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear!

  Foxxy Love : I pinky swear.

  Toot Braunstein : [They look at Toot]  FINE! I pinky swear.

  [Clara's octopussoir also pinky swears] 

  Captain Hero : [knocks on door]  Clara, Toot told us that you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a meeting about it.

  Princess Clara : How is that even possible?

  [Foxxy and Clara stare at Toot] 

  Toot Braunstein : Oopsey-Tootsey! I couldn't help myself.

• Toot Braunstein : We have to fight for our food now? These competitions are bulltoot!

• Princess Clara : You're probably wondering about my octopussior... It's french.

  [in the confessional] 

  Princess Clara : I've never shared my story with anyone before. It's all so... so personal. I told the girls that the only way I could get it out was through interpretive dance.

  [she then dances interpretively] 

  Foxxy Love : Really? When you was but a child, your stepfather cast a curse on yo' vagina?

  Princess Clara : What? Weren't you paying attention?

  [demonstrates a move] 

  Princess Clara : My evil step *mother*! *Mother* placed the curse on me!

  Toot Braunstein : Uh-duuuuuh!

• Princess Clara : Look, everyone! It's that asshole Jeff Probst!

• Princess Clara : Have you noticed we didn't get any screen time this week?

  Toot Braunstein : Well, uh, duh! That's because we've been in the basement all week making this awesome potato gun!

• Princess Clara : [in the confessional]  The Producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale but the stereotypes had other ideas.

  Xandir : Let's open a hair salon!

  Foxxy Love : OOOH, we could shine shoes!

  Ling-Ling : I say full-release massage parlour that serves wok-fried puppies!

  Toot Braunstein : LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!

• Princess Clara : Why should I apologize? It's not like I made her black.

• Toot Braunstein : Blah, blah, blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...

  Captain Hero : Do you mind, Fudgy? I'm on the phone!

  Toot Braunstein : I don't care! I got to call my AA sponsor!

  Captain Hero : [in a girlish voice]  I said I'm on the phone!

• [Xandir tells Toot how to make herself throw up and Toot makes a comment about having her fingers in Pepe Le Pew] 

  Xandir : You were with Pepe Le Pew? You MINX...

  Toot Braunstein : Not *the* Pepe LePew... *MY* Pepe Le Pew!

• Toot Braunstein : So we're just a bunch of monkies dancing for the cameras! And what do we get in return? Nothing! At least monkies get beat off by their owners once in awhile!

• Princess Clara : I needed to help Wooldoor before he flushes his life down the sink!