Hitch (I) (2005)
Julie Ann Emery: Casey
Sara : Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
Hitch : Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
Sara : You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch : Then you weren't listening.
Sara : I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch : Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!
[host gestures for him to leave]
Hitch : Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Guy : Sir, let's go, now.
Hitch : And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!
Sara : Can you believe that guy?
Casey Sedgewick : Actually... I do.
Sara : [dejectedly] Me, too.
Sara : So how'd you meet him?
Casey Sedgewick : I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.
Sara : And he was doing likewise?
Casey Sedgewick : No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.
Sara : His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?
Casey Sedgewick : Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.
Sara : Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.
Casey Sedgewick : Well, I prefer the mother story.
Sara : I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.
Casey Sedgewick : No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.
Sara : Why not?
Casey Sedgewick : Because, that's how you wind up...
Sara : Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?
Casey Sedgewick : No, I was going to say 'like you.'