Hitch (I) (2005)

Julie Ann Emery: Casey

Quotes 

• Sara : Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?

  Hitch : Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?

  Sara : You buried yourself, Alex.

  Hitch : Then you weren't listening.

  Sara : I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

  Hitch : Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!

  [host gestures for him to leave] 

  Hitch : Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

  Speed Dating Guy : Sir, let's go, now.

  Hitch : And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!

  [walks away] 

  Sara : Can you believe that guy?

  Casey Sedgewick : Actually... I do.

  Sara : [dejectedly]  Me, too.

• Sara : So how'd you meet him?

  Casey Sedgewick : I was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongs.

  Sara : And he was doing likewise?

  Casey Sedgewick : No. Actually he said he was buying something for his mom.

  Sara : His mom? Casey, who buys high-priced lingerie for their mother?

  Casey Sedgewick : Well, maybe he was looking for a robe.

  Sara : Oh Casey. Casey, he was hitting on you while he was buying lingerie for another woman.

  Casey Sedgewick : Well, I prefer the mother story.

  Sara : I know you prefer it, but that's not the point.

  Casey Sedgewick : No, the point is I'm not gonna start out assuming the guy's a liar.

  Sara : Why not?

  Casey Sedgewick : Because, that's how you wind up...

  [pause] 

  Sara : Like *me?* Is that what you were gonna say?

  Casey Sedgewick : No, I was going to say 'like you.'