Click (2006)

Julie Kavner: Trudy Newman

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Quotes 

• Michael Newman : Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain.

  Trudy : You have no idea.

• Ted : Benjamin, what do I have in my hand?

  Trudy : A quarter.

  Ted : Now, Grandma doesn't let me eat ice cream because of my diabetes.

  Trudy : True.

  Ted : But she says nothing about a tasty quarter.

  [bites off half of it] 

  Ted : Alright, please, very quickly, count to 3, it tastes terrible. One...

  Ted , Trudy , Ben at 7-Years-Old , Donna Newman : Two, three.

  [Ted spits the quarter back into one piece] 

  Trudy : Ahh!

  Ben at 7-Years-Old : Are you shitting me?

  Trudy : First he's eating like his father and now you're talking like him?

  Donna Newman : Ben!

  Trudy : Don't you EVER say that again!

  Ben at 7-Years-Old : Sorry, Grandma.

  Samantha Newman - Age 5 : HOW did you do that, Grandpa?

  Ted : A good magician NEVER reveals his secrets, your daddy's been wanting to know how I did it since he was your age.

• Michael Newman : My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.

  Trudy : It couldn't have gotten any smaller.

  Ted : [laughing]  It looked like a little Tic Tac.

  Michael Newman : Yeah, come here. I'll freshen your breath.

• Trudy : Hey, Micheal. Micheal, who are you talking to?

  Michael Newman : Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. Take it easy.

  Trudy : Oh, yeah? Well, tell him to get a life. You got family here. You're busy. Come on.

  Michael Newman : My mother says hello.

• Trudy : [Michael rewinds to his family's camping trip at Lake Winnipesaukee in the 70s]  Uh uh uh, no cupcakes yet!

  Michael at 10 Years Old : But I'm starving!

  Ted : I know exactly how you feel, Michael, I'm so hungry, I could eat this quarter!

  Michael Newman : Ah, so THIS is where the quarter trick started.

  Morty : [watches Ted bite the quarter in half and then spit it whole again, amazed]  How did he do that?

  Michael Newman : It's a trick coin you buy in a magic shop, I just couldn't ever let him know I knew that.

• Trudy : [Ben's eating a large dish of ice cream]  Benjamin, slow down, it's not a race.

  [to Donna] 

  Trudy : It's his second one in five minutes, he's like a machine, he just keeps eating, he can't still be hungry.

  Donna Newman : He's not, he's just doing whatever Michael does. It's driving him nuts.

  Trudy : What Michael's been doing lately is very unhealthy, he's going to kill himself!