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Very poor Italian porn
Of the scores of Italian porn videos imported to America a decade ago, LA SICILIANA is among the worst. Poor casting and slipshod production typify this output from director not so Rudy Lucky.
Major problem is casting Maria Loren in the title role of Maria, a busty Sicilian lass who leaves home to work in a fancy household. She's of the great stone face school of non-acting, basically giving blow jobs and performing the necessary anal sex with all the emotion of a cucumber.
Over-worked Euro porn talent surrounds her in a vain attempt to bring the video to life. Roberto Malone is at his slobbiest as her dad, with incest so matter of fact in its presentation that it has zero impact. Philippe Dean is the aristocrat of the piece, basically humping a pretty staff whose assignment is to do a crash Pygmalion job on Maria.
The result of their efforts is a finale wherein Maria trudges down the mansion's staircase in such a trashy outfit it wouldn't even qualify for Le Porn night at the Cannes Film Festival. Some makeover. Stupid finale has her debut in society greeted with a newspaper headline calling her a co**sucker. Well, you can't fault the media on accuracy grounds.
I've seen another Italian video named LULU with similar cast (minus Maria) that might also have been made by this singularly untalented pornographer, but fortunately Lucky's career seems to have petered out. Perhaps there is some vestige of quality control or feedback mechanism left in porn after all.
Major problem is casting Maria Loren in the title role of Maria, a busty Sicilian lass who leaves home to work in a fancy household. She's of the great stone face school of non-acting, basically giving blow jobs and performing the necessary anal sex with all the emotion of a cucumber.
Over-worked Euro porn talent surrounds her in a vain attempt to bring the video to life. Roberto Malone is at his slobbiest as her dad, with incest so matter of fact in its presentation that it has zero impact. Philippe Dean is the aristocrat of the piece, basically humping a pretty staff whose assignment is to do a crash Pygmalion job on Maria.
The result of their efforts is a finale wherein Maria trudges down the mansion's staircase in such a trashy outfit it wouldn't even qualify for Le Porn night at the Cannes Film Festival. Some makeover. Stupid finale has her debut in society greeted with a newspaper headline calling her a co**sucker. Well, you can't fault the media on accuracy grounds.
I've seen another Italian video named LULU with similar cast (minus Maria) that might also have been made by this singularly untalented pornographer, but fortunately Lucky's career seems to have petered out. Perhaps there is some vestige of quality control or feedback mechanism left in porn after all.
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