The Pacifier (2005)

Morgan York: Lulu Plummer

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Quotes 

• Lulu Plummer : Do you know Kung Fu?

  Shane Wolfe : Yes.

  Lulu Plummer : Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?

  Shane Wolfe : No.

  Lulu Plummer : Why are your boobs so big?

  Shane Wolfe : [shocked]  They are not... boobs.

  Lulu Plummer : Do you have to wear a bra?

  Shane Wolfe : What?

  Lulu Plummer : Will mine be as big as yours one day?

  Shane Wolfe : Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?

  Lulu Plummer : Do I look like I'm five?

  Shane Wolfe : What did I say?

  Lulu Plummer : Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.

• Lulu Plummer : I think you're cute!

  Shane Wolfe : [awkwardly]  Thank you.

• [after Shane lets Zoe drive the family to school, Lulu tumbles out of the car] 

  Lulu Plummer : [kissing the ground]  Land! Solid land!

• Lulu Plummer : [as her Firefly troops see Shane in nothing but a towel]  I told you he had boobs.

• [when Lulu's tracker alarm beeps, Shane runs to her classroom, opens the door, and rolls in, ready for action - and sees the class staring at him, while Lulu is doing "show and tell."] 

  Lulu Plummer : See? But he usually breaks down the door.

• Lulu Plummer : I can cross my eyes, wanna see?

  Shane Wolfe : No!

  Lulu Plummer : [crosses her eyes, then baby Tyler cries]  He hates it when I do that.

  Shane Wolfe : I know the feeling.

• Lulu Plummer : [Upon arriving to party taking place at the house]  Holy bologna, someone's gonna get busted.

• [when Mr. Chun is distracted, the Plummer children escape the room, except Lulu] 

  Lulu Plummer : [strikes a karate pose...]  AY-YA!

  Mr. Chun : [sneers]  That's cute.

  [... and kicks him in the crotch, before fleeing with the others] 

• Shane Wolfe : They were after this.

  [He loads the "GHOST" disc into laptop, the movie "Ghost" begins playing] 

  Lulu Plummer : They want our "Ghost" movie? Haven't they heard of Blockbuster?

• Lulu Plummer : [Lulu walks up to Shane]  Hi. Zoe says you look like the Hulk; I think you're cute.

  Shane Wolfe : [Uncomfortably]  Thank you.

  Lulu Plummer : Do you do Kung Fu?

  Shane Wolfe : Yes.

  Lulu Plummer : Did you ever punch someone so hard that their head came off?

  Shane Wolfe : No.

  Lulu Plummer : Why are your boobs so big?

  Shane Wolfe : [Offended]  They're NOT boobs.

  Lulu Plummer : Do you have to wear a bra?

  [Shane walks into the other room. Lulu follows him] 

  Lulu Plummer : So will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

  Shane Wolfe : You know, little girl, I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.

  Lulu Plummer : Do I look like I'm five to you?

  [Crossly walks away] 

  Shane Wolfe : What did I say?

  Lulu Plummer : Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you!

  [Slams door]