DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)
Jaime Pressly: Tina Armstrong
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Quotes
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Bass : Tina! It's showtime!
Tina Armstrong : Dad! Not now I'm in my underwear.
Christie Allen : Which I hate. Why you can't just sleep in the nude like me I'll never know.
Bass : Oh my god.
Tina Armstrong : No Dad, she's just another fighter. We're just sleeping together.
Bass : Yeah I can see that.
Tina Armstrong : No. I mean we're not sleeping together. We're just... sleeping.
Bass : Seems to me like my baby girl's found a special friend. We'll settle it tomorrow, sweetie. Nice to meet you miss.
Christie Allen : Oh it's Christie.
Bass : Tina's real name's Christina!
Tina Armstrong : Dad!
Tina Armstrong : Thanks a lot, bitch.
Christie Allen : Save your strength sweetheart, big day tomorrow fighting daddy.
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[From trailer]
Helena Douglas : Don't you think the guy in the second row's cute?
Christie Allen : Is there a guy in the world that you don't have a crush on?
Kasumi : You can have him. But what about the other 300?
unknown : [a whole army of men charge at the girls]
Tina Armstrong : [pause] Why don't we just split em' up evenly?
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[from trailer]
Christie Allen : Look at this. They've been monitoring everything we do.
Tina Armstrong : Jeez, bunch of pervs...
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Kasumi : [after landing way off course from the site] ... It's a sign.
Tina Armstrong : Look little Miss Zen Master. This isn't Karate Kid, it's DOA... as in Dead or Alive, as in 10 million dollars...
Kasumi : [points to a sign] You don't understand. It's a sign.
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[From trailer]
Tina Armstrong : Perfect. Broke another nail.
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Tina Armstrong : How the hell are we supposed to get up there?
Kasumi : We better get going.
Christie Allen : Well, you're both on your own. I don't do teams.
Tina Armstrong : Well that's fine with me, any team you're part of is bound to lose anyway.
Christie Allen : Well I'll remember that when I'm collecting the $10 Million.
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Tina Armstrong : [Tina rolls her eyes after seeing Helena and Weatherby make out in the boat] Oh, for god's sake; GET A ROOM!
