Boston Legal (2004–2008)
Candice Bergen: Shirley Schmidt
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Quotes
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Denny Crane : You left me, Shirley. Women don't leave Denny Crane. And for a secretary!
Shirley Schmidt : It was the Secretary of Defense.
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Alan Shore : Shirley? What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me, lusting, say, after... you? Would there?
Shirley Schmidt : Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.
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Shirley Schmidt : [Seeing Judge Brown coming in the courtroom] My god, he got a bigger gavel.
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Shirley Schmidt : He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you. I think what you really mean to do is voice your concern unofficially.
Lori Colson : I'm making an official complaint. If there's forms to be filled out please have them sent to my office.
[Lori walks away]
Shirley Schmidt : You little bitch.
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Denny Crane : How can you ban red meat?
Dominick Ryan : Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
Denny Crane : We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.
Dominick Ryan : [Shirley and Dominick stare at him] Is there anything we can do?
Shirley Schmidt : We'll get an immediate TRO.
Denny Crane : I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.
Shirley Schmidt : The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right, the law lacks condiments.
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Shirley Schmidt : Do not make yourself the story. The jury needs to be focused on him.
Denny Crane : [incredulous] Did you just say don't make me the story?
