Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV Movie)

Robert Torti: Jesus

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• Jesus : I've cured a lot of lepers, and I've risen from the dead. How ya doin'? / Is that what it's gonna take to get it through your head? You can touch. / If you keep using reefer to enjoy those teenage kicks / Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx / What a fix / Sulfur pools / Torture tools / Separation from your family jewels!

  The Arc-ettes : Ramma-lamma-they're-gonna-cut-your-ding-dong.

• Jesus : Jimmy, take a hit of God instead. You think you can handle the high?

  Jimmy : I've got a new god now!

• Joan of Arc : [chorus]  Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!

  Jesus : [singing]  Don't let reefer kick you keister!

  Joan of Arc : [chorus]  Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!

  Jesus : [singing]  I'm the Poster Boy for Easter!

• Jimmy : Ah, Jesus. I got a great high cooking here, don't bring me down.

  Jesus : On the contrary, Jimmy. I'm here to bring you UP - with dope. No, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope! You think hanging with those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize how cool God can be.

• Jesus : Jimmy!

  The Arc-ettes : Jimmy!

  Jesus : Let me see you!

  The Arc-ettes : Let me see your jimmy!

  Jesus : Kick the sin and sensimilla! Jimmy!

  The Arc-ettes : Jimmy!

  Jesus : Don't turn your back on God!