The Wild (2006)

Janeane Garofalo: Bridget

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Quotes 

• Benny : [after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest]  Don't panic, I'm in charge here.

  Bridget : That's why we're panicking!

• Bridget : I wasn't meant for the wild. I was made to nibble and be elegant and to appear in children's books as the letter G.

• Nigel : Silence!

  Bridget : Why, you little.

  Nigel : Silence, again!

• Bridget : How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!

• Bridget : [to Nigel]  You need a good sports bra.

• Benny : Bridget.

  Bridget : Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here.

  Benny : Oh! Oh, of course. I'm so sorry. Oh, oh, this, this is for you, honey.

  [presents candy necklace to Bridget] 

  Benny : It goes around your left hoof.

  Bridget : Did you get that out of the trash? Oh, you did! You little trash-picker!

  Benny : I'm not a trash-picker. I'm a recycler. That's a lot more romantic. Isn't it?

• Nigel : What on earth is going on?

  Bridget : It's a human, and I do not think he works for the zoo.

  Nigel : Perhaps now is a good time to improvise.

  Samson : What?

  [Bridget steps on Samson's tail. He rawrs. The boat driver was screaming and then jumps off the boat] 

  Nigel : Great! One problem down...

  Larry : Far out. Cool.

  [He gets rolled into the steering wheel] 

  Nigel : One disaster to go.