One of the worst Italian movies ever!
It plays out as a very long Christmas power-point presentation (the ones with angels and campy happy feelings) in movie format, it's everything it should not be: sappy, slow as hell, campy, and very contradictory. The character Michele, an androgynous, campy, Emo retard who is at his best getting people to turn against each other, claims his wayward Emo attitude (my family has too much money... but I want a dog (buaaaaa) and a little bird (buaaaa) and i'll kill myself because my dad keeps saying no! (buaaaa)) is 'all about love'. His character is killed in an absurd accident halfway through the movie so everyone including the janitor can blame the father. Mrs. Maglietta, 'Stella' in the movie, gives the least expressive drama performance ever, she is like a wooden log with cow eyes, she can't even do the crying scenes with any realism, she has the emotional intensity of a field mouse on Valium after being scolded by the local crickets, actually it's a sight to behold!!! I LOVE really bad acting!. On the other hand the 'MS windows desktop picture' photography deserves a special mention because it's actually pretty nice, if you like landscapes like the ones that people put on their desktops, that is. Overall it's one of those movies that you can't really afford to miss. It's so bad, you'll love it!
It plays out as a very long Christmas power-point presentation (the ones with angels and campy happy feelings) in movie format, it's everything it should not be: sappy, slow as hell, campy, and very contradictory. The character Michele, an androgynous, campy, Emo retard who is at his best getting people to turn against each other, claims his wayward Emo attitude (my family has too much money... but I want a dog (buaaaaa) and a little bird (buaaaa) and i'll kill myself because my dad keeps saying no! (buaaaa)) is 'all about love'. His character is killed in an absurd accident halfway through the movie so everyone including the janitor can blame the father. Mrs. Maglietta, 'Stella' in the movie, gives the least expressive drama performance ever, she is like a wooden log with cow eyes, she can't even do the crying scenes with any realism, she has the emotional intensity of a field mouse on Valium after being scolded by the local crickets, actually it's a sight to behold!!! I LOVE really bad acting!. On the other hand the 'MS windows desktop picture' photography deserves a special mention because it's actually pretty nice, if you like landscapes like the ones that people put on their desktops, that is. Overall it's one of those movies that you can't really afford to miss. It's so bad, you'll love it!
