Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Samuel L. Jackson: Neville Flynn

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Quotes 

• Neville Flynn : Enough is *enough*!

  [the terrified passengers on the plane turn to Neville] 

  Neville Flynn : I have *had* it with these motherfucking *snakes* on this motherfucking *plane*! Everybody strap in!

  [draws his handgun] 

  Neville Flynn : I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

• Neville Flynn : All praises to the PlayStation.

• Neville Flynn : [to Dr. Price]  Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack.

• Neville Flynn : Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

• Neville Flynn : [TV edit]  Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!

• Neville Flynn : Sporks?

• Neville Flynn : Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out.

  Rick : All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube and we're 30,000 feet in the air. And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.

• Neville Flynn : Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

• [repeated line] 

  Neville Flynn : Do as I say, and you live.

• Neville Flynn : You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of.

  Hank Harris : What the hell you talking about?

  Neville Flynn : Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes.

  Hank Harris : Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that? He can't possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean.

  Neville Flynn : Yeah, well, he doesn't have to guarantee it if he brings down the whole plane down.

• Troy : This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.

  Emmett Bradley : Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?

  Troy : Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.

  Emmett Bradley : Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?

  Troy : The Awesome Fighting Aces.

  Troy : [to Flynn]  Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.

  Emmett Bradley : Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?

  Troy : No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.

  Neville Flynn : Is that PlayStation or Xbox?

  Troy : PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.

• Neville Flynn : So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?

  Troy : Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

• Rick : You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. I had no choice but to throttle back.

  Neville Flynn : You slowed down?

  Rick : Yeah. Well, you know. It's that or option B.

  Claire Miller : Which is?

  Rick : I go faster and the engines seize up; We eventually plummet to a horrible death; They spend the next year identifying femurs.

• Sean Jones : Never flown first class before.

  Neville Flynn : See, things are looking up already.

• [last lines] 

  Sean Jones : Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?

  Neville Flynn : What the fuck's that got to do with anything?

  Sean Jones : What was the first thing you ever told me?

  Neville Flynn : Do as I say and you live.

  Sean Jones : Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as I say, and you'll live.

  [they start surfing] 

• Sean Jones : Flynn, it's too hot.

  Neville Flynn : I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.

• Neville Flynn : [to Three G's]  Sit your ass down, Clarence.

• [alternate line for television] 

  Neville Flynn : Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!

• Neville Flynn : I need you to stay up here.

  Sean Jones : Why?

  Neville Flynn : Because if you die, then all of this was for nothing.

• Troy : Oh, this part ain't in the game!

  Neville Flynn : Is crashing part of the game, huh?

  Troy : I don't know, man! I used to just reset and start the level over!

• Neville Flynn : Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!

• Neville Flynn : [interrogating Sean]  He knows who you are! That's why those men were at your house, trying to kill you! And make no mistake! Eddie Kim will *kill* you!... if you let him.

• Neville Flynn : What was the first thing I ever said to you?