Jarhead (2005)

Lucas Black: Chris Kruger

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• Kruger : [after being offered nuts on an airplane]  Are these warm nuts?

  Stewardess : No, I believe they're room temperature.

  Kruger : [takes the nuts]  Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts.

  Stewardess : You know, I don't really like the little ones.

• Kruger : This is censorship.

  Staff Sgt. Sykes : This is what?

  Kruger : Censorship. You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. That's un-American.

  Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution?

  Staff Sgt. Sykes : No you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. You got any complaints you complain to Saddam Insane and see if he gives a fuck.

  Kruger : Why that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. You're treating us the same way.

  Staff Sgt. Sykes : You are a Marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say.

• Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : You poor bastard. I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh?

  Kruger : Fuckin' eh. Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm.

  Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : And here we are, headed to the desert - no pussy in a thousand miles.

  Kruger : Fucked by the green weenie again!

  Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Well, what would you be doing if you were a civilian? Staying up late, jacking off, playing Metroid - trying to get to that ninth level?

  Troy : You know what happens when you get there?

  [laughs] 

  Troy : Nothing. You just start all over again.

• Kruger : [to the Marines]  It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie 'Giant'? You've seen the movie 'Giant'. James Dean, man. "My well came in, Bick. I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you."

• Kruger : [referring to photo of Swoff's girlfriend]  I'm storing that for later!

• Kruger : Okay, yeah, sure, fine. I'll take the fucking pills and a year later my asshole will turn inside out and start talking to me!

  Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Okay, stop stop.

  Kruger : This pills aren't worth a shit.

  Staff Sgt. Sykes : Kruger, you country motherfucker

• Kruger : Me? I had a choice either join the marines or go to jail. And you know what the shit of it is?

  Troy : Yeah, if you'd gone to jail...

  Kruger : Don't spoil the joke asshole. If I'd went to jail I'd be getting out today.

• Troy : What's up with the make-up? I thought Texans were tough.

  Kruger : I burn easily so fucking sue me.

• Kruger : [on top of pile of marines after football game]  Kruger of Arabia!