Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)
Lisa Marcos: Brenda
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Quotes
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Brenda : What the - Who are you?
Madea : Who you?
Brenda : I'm the owner of this house.
Madea : [buzzer sound] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.
Brenda : [notices one or her ruined clothes] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!
Madea : Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.
Brenda : That's it! I'm calling the police.
Madea : I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!
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Brenda : If I call the police, they're gonna be here in *ten* minutes.
Madea : Okay. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell outta you.
Brenda : You think? I know tae kwon do!
Madea : And I know whoop yo oss!
[Madea and Brenda argue amongst themselves then tell Brenda to shut up two times in order to hear Charles and Helen arguing downstairs!]
Madea : Oh hell no!
[Runs and smacks Brenda in the back of the head]
Brenda : Yeah, you keep runnin'!
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Helen : [after Charles reveals he's been cheating] You're not leaving.
Charles : No, I'm not leaving but you are. There is a truck outside, full of gas, it can take you anywhere you want to go, I can't keep treating her like this and my children. Not seeing their papa everynight I'm just here and there.
Helen : [voice breaking] Children?
Charles : 2 boys, they need me.
Helen : [starts to cry] Charles, it's me, how could you say this to me, how could you do this to me.
Charles , Brenda : Good bye, Helen now be a lady and leave quietly.
Helen : No.
Charles : No? You would have never had any of this without me, now you better get out before iI loose my temper.
Helen : No!
[trying to grab Helen]
Helen : No, I am not leaving.
Charles : [grabs Helen and drags her to the door] You what, you think you're not going? You're leaving all right.
Helen : [Helen screams try to fight off Charles] No, Charles no, Charles!
Brenda : [witnesses the fight in disbelief]
Charles : [as he successfully brings Helen to the door] Get out!
Helen : [Orlando watches Helen being thrown out of the house] Charles, Charles.
[Charles locks the door]
Helen : Charles!
[Orlando sees Helen as she cries slowly walking down the stairs in disbelief]
Orlando : What the heel have the got me into?
