Green Wing (TV Series 2004–2007) Poster

(2004–2007)

Darren Boyd: Jake

Quotes 

  • Jake : [Carol's killed his vintage Tamagotchi]  Just one second!

    [turns away and quietly screams] 

    Jake : Right, I'm going to have a second glass of that lovely wine!

  • Jake : [Carol's dumped him]  Well, you did that very well, thank you.

    Dr. Caroline Todd : Oh, no, don't be so nice. At least get angry or shout or something.

    Jake : No, I'm not going to get angry and shout about BEING STRUNG ALONG BY SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEIR OWN MIND, WHO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHO SHE SHOULD BE WITH BUT HER because shouting never really solves anything, does it?

  • Jake : See that? That's Stickle Sense. It never leaves you.

  • Jake : [in the Occupational Therapy Suite]  Okay, Joanna, now we're a bit more relaxed, I'd like to try something.

    Joanna Clore : Well, hurry up, I do have an office to run.

    Jake : Right, well, what I want you to do is imagine that all the recent unpleasantness is held in a little box deep inside.

    Joanna Clore : Ah, yes, nice little box.

    Jake : No, well, we have to deal with things. So, on the count of three, I want you to open the box and deal with what's inside. One... two...

    Joanna Clore : AHH! AHHH! AHHHH!

    Jake : No, well...

    Joanna Clore : AHH!

    Jake : Okay, close the box.

    Joanna Clore : AHHH!

    Jake : Close the box.

    Joanna Clore : AHHH!

    Jake : CLOSE THE BOX! No, you don't want that. Let's just try to relax...

  • Jake : [Hypnotise Carol to forget Mac?]  I might get in trouble.

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