Green Wing (2004–2007)
Paterson Joseph: Lyndon, Lyndon Jones
Quotes
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Sue White : [Slave Auction Date] Oh pleasure your body as well as your mind you poor man!
Lyndon Jones : Rather not.
Sue White : Why?
Lyndon Jones : Because you're disturbing, tedious and desperate! Sorry, but that's just the way it is. Let's forget this ever happened.
[gets in a taxi. She follows him in]
Sue White : I don't mind swallowing!
Lyndon Jones : [he jumps out the other side and runs for it]
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Harriet Schulenburg : [Making party invitations for her son] Can you make the words pink?
Lyndon Jones : For a boy?
Harriet Schulenburg : He's gay.
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Kim Alabaster : [Photocopier Competition] What? Ol' "Big Pants", there?
Lyndon Jones : Well, you did ask me whose I liked best...
Harriet Schulenburg : [Victory Dance]
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Lyndon Jones : You're forgetting that I'm in charge of the Database and can see exactly how "Slightly Older" you are...