Just Friends (I) (2005)

Julie Hagerty: Carol Brander

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Quotes 

• Mike : Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago.

  Chris' Mom : What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.

• Chris' Mom : [Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone]  Joyce? Joyce?

  Chris : Mom, I'm on the phone.

  Chris' Mom : Chris? What are you doing over at Joyce's?

  Chris : No Mom, I'm in the living room ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone.

  Chris' Mom : Oh. Well, while I have you on the phone, dear, what would you like for dinner? We have a choice between chicken chow mein or potroast.

• Chris' Mom : You don't need to show off to impress Jamie. You should just be yourself.

  [starts singing] 

  Chris' Mom : Be yourself! Be yourself. Be yourself.

  [Chris starts to runs off] 

  Chris' Mom : Now come on, Mike and I are making snow angels!

  Chris : I don't want to be myself.

• Chris' Mom : Dusty, what kind of car is this?

  Dusty : Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius.

  Chris' Mom : I think it's so neat that you kids care about the environment.

  Chris : I love the environment.

  Chris' Mom : But honey, don't you drive a Range Rover? Aren't those bad?

  Chris : [pause]  Well, I had a really nice time tonight, and I hope we can do it again soon. Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'.

  Dusty : Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. Thank you all for having me. It was so nice.

  [Chris takes out his retainer] 

  Dusty : And hey, before I forget, make sure to that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool with germs and bacteria. Now put that back!

• Samantha James : [on voicemail]  Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.

  [phone beeps] 

  Samantha James : It's Samantha. Call me!

  [phone beeps] 

  Samantha James : It's Samantha!

  Chris' Mom : [phone beeps]  Hello Joyce? Joyce?