Breckin Meyer: Superman, Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan, Munson, Man, Alien, Buzz Lightyear, Kid, King Randor, Breckin Meyer, Clark Kent, Jokey Smurf, Michael Knight, Alien #2, Barbara Pierce Bush, Bruce Willis, Bumblelion, Calvin, Comet, Cop, Daredevil, Executive, Jake, Jon Arbuckle, Justin Timberlake, King Leonidas, Lance Armstrong, Michelangelo, Murky Dismal, Newscaster, Prison Guard, Reporter, Ross Hashanah, Wizard of Oz, Adam, Admiral Ackbar, Adolf Hitler, Alex, Ali Lohan, Allstar Seaworthy, American Soldier #2, Ancient Rome Tour Guide, Anger, Announcer, Ark of the Covenant, Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli, Arthur the Apple, Bank Accountant, Barry, Barry McGuire, Beast Man, Bigfoot, Bill Smith, Billy, Bizarro, Bodyguard, Bone Bus Cameraman, Breaker, Cabbage Patch Person, California Raisin #2, Calvin 'Dr. Fumbles', Candidate #2, Captain Caveman, Captain Harris, Charles Fort, Chet Cannon, Chris Hansen, Comedian, Construction Worker, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Crystar, Dater, David's Friend, Dick Gravy, Dina Lohan, Director, Doug Goldstein, Dr. Carl Jenkins, Dracula, Dream Demon, ESPN Host, Edward Cullen, Ewok, Farmer's Wife, Fat Man, First Suspect, Fish, Flaming Skull, Frank the Invader, Frankie Fox, Frosty the Snowman, Game & Watch Fireman #1, Gary, George Washington, Gerry Lane, Gil, God, Godzilla, Gollum, Gray Alien #2...

Chinese Resturant Guy : ["You Can't Do That On Robot Chicken"] Hey! Breckin Meyer!

Breckin Meyer : Yeah, Chinese Restaurant Guy?

Chinese Resturant Guy : Hey! Ever hear of a cat gopher?

Breckin Meyer : Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher?

Chinese Resturant Guy : Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it!

[audience laughs as Chinese Restaurant Guy goes back in locker]

Breckin Meyer : Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I spent an hour and fifteen minutes in traffic getting here. I mean, granted, I was in a Benz, but this is horse shit! Oh, fuck you! You know what? I'm going home! Yeah, you can kiss my ass! I was in "Garfield," motherfucker!
[Corey Feldman is dying]

Corey Feldman : Remember me... in "Stand By Me"... and "The Lost Boys"... the first half at least... oh... and..."Friday... the 13th... Part...

[Corey Feldman dies]

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