- Ken 'Junior' Davis: [frustrated] A curse on Sweden!
- Matt Ritter: What about the hot blondes?
- Ken 'Junior' Davis: Okay. Not the hot blondes.
- [Junior is assembling a pre-fabricated Swedish bookcase]
- Matt Ritter: How's it coming, Bookcase Boy?
- Ken 'Junior' Davis: [yelling] A curse on the Swedish!
- Matt Ritter: What about all those hot blonde chicks?
- Ken 'Junior' Davis: Okay, not the hot blondes.
- Kris Furillo: Do you even know how to ride a horse?
- Ken 'Junior' Davis: Do birds fly?
- Kris Furillo: Penguins don't.