Puss in Boots (2011)
Antonio Banderas: Puss in Boots
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Quotes
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Jill : [dangles Puss over a canyon] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss in Boots : No! That is just a rumor, spread by dogs!
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Puss in Boots : You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
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[Of Humpty Dumpty]
Puss in Boots : I always knew you were good inside.
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Puss in Boots : You are what you have always been: my brother.
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Humpty Dumpty : [hanging from a rope] You can't save us both!
Puss in Boots : Yes, I can! Just hang on!
Humpty Dumpty : Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mother will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do.
Puss in Boots : I will not let you go, Humpty.
Humpty Dumpty : I know you won't. So I won't make you choose.
[lets go]
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[a man begins to strip to show Puss a tattoo of the golden eggs]
Puss in Boots : NO! Please, you have... shown enough.
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Puss in Boots : I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws : Sooner than you think.
[Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]
Puss in Boots : She is a bad kitty.
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[Puss in Boots removes his hat, cloak and sword]
Puss in Boots : All that I need, are the boots!
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Puss in Boots : Fear me, if you dare!
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Puss in Boots : How *dare* you do the Litter Box at me?
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[Puss jumps over a steeple, the tip scraping his tail]
Puss in Boots : [shaken] Holy frijoles...
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Raoul : [taking an inventory of Puss in Boots' items before placing him in jail] ... one bottle of catnip!
Puss in Boots : It's for my glaucoma.
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Puss in Boots : My name would become legend...
Puss in Boots : My name would become legend...
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Puss in Boots : Kitty? You are not as good as they say. You are better!
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Crazy Woman : [beats up Puss] Chupacabra! Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
Puss in Boots : You are a crazy woman!
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Kitty Softpaws : [In a calm voice] You owe me.
Puss in Boots : I owe you?
Kitty Softpaws : [starts to flirt with Puss] Uh-huh. You hit me in the head with a guitar.
Puss in Boots : I, uh, regret the guitar.
Kitty Softpaws : Okay, I forgive you.
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Puss in Boots : My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!
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[first lines]
Puss in Boots : Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato. The Furry Lover. Chupacabra. Friskie Two-Times. And the Ginger Hit Man. But to most - I am Puss In Boots! Outlaw.
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Puss in Boots : Señorita, wait! Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover, not a - fighter.
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Puss in Boots : There is one word for you, Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!
Kitty Softpaws : I know you have quite a reputation with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.
Puss in Boots : I've also been known as the... Furry Lover! But that was before I met you.
Kitty Softpaws : You don't know me, Puss.
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Puss in Boots : Don't make the cat angry...
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Puss in Boots : What can I say? I was a bad kitty.
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Puss in Boots : It was a year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days, I bounced along, a hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama, and no litter box.
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Puss in Boots : I smell something familiar. Something - dangerous. Something - breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty : It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots : Maldito huevo.
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Puss in Boots : There is one teeny, tiny, itty-bitty problem.
Kitty Softpaws : And what is that?
Puss in Boots : You work for the egg!
Kitty Softpaws : Oh, come on, Puss.
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Humpty Dumpty : I'm cracked! We got red beans, green beans, coffee beans, lima beans, but, no magic beans.
Puss in Boots : Would you care for a jelly bean?
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Puss in Boots : How strange it was to give a cat boots; but, whoa, I looked good.
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Puss in Boots : This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice. And a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover.
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Puss in Boots : Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.
Humpty Dumpty : I'll try.
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Puss in Boots : She is a bad kitty.
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Humpty Dumpty : Let's, uh, get out of here before Mama shows up.
Puss in Boots : I should make you into an egg salad sandwich!
Humpty Dumpty : That is disgusting!
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Townperson #1 : It's him. Puss In Boots.
Townperson #2 : He saved us from the giant goose!
Townperson #3 : His sword is like lightning!
Townperson #4 : They say he has ten lives.
Townperson #5 : His boots are made of the finest Corinthian leather.
Townperson #6 : He only drinks whole milk.
Puss in Boots : Good leche.
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Kitty Softpaws : I was just a stray; but, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it. But they took my claws.
Puss in Boots : Cat people are crazy.
