Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Lee Arenberg: Pintel

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Quotes 

• [Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order] 

  Barbossa : What are you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?

  Barbossa : No, what *are* you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?

  Barbossa : *No!* What *are* you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.

  Barbossa : The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.

  Jack Sparrow : My ship, makes me captain.

  Barbossa : They be my charts!

  Jack Sparrow : Well, that makes you

  [pause] 

  Jack Sparrow : chartman.

  Pintel : Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?

  [Jack and Barbossa stare at him] 

  Pintel : Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.

  Ragetti : [to Pintel]  I'd vote for you.

• [Everybody on the Black Pearl tries to shoot each other... and fails] 

  Gibbs : Wet powder!

  [Everyone gets down to sailing the ship, crisis over...] 

  Pintel : Wait! We can still use them as clubs!

  [Ragetti tries this idea out by whacking Pintel] 

  Pintel : OW!

  Ragetti : Sorry. Effective, though.

• Pintel : Those aren't pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk!

  Gibbs : Aye, the original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.

  Pintel : So change the name!

  Gibbs : What, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happen To Have in Our Pockets At The Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey!

• [Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island] 

  Ragetti : Is that... can't be.

  Pintel : How?

  Captain Teague : Sea turtles, mate.

• Pintel : [there is nothing to drink]  No water. Why is all but the rum gone?

  Gibbs : Rum's gone too.

• Pintel : No one said anything about cold.

  Ragetti : I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering.

  Pintel : Why don't that Obeah woman bring Jack back the same way she brought back Barbossa?

  Tia Dalma : Because Barbossa was only dead. Jack Sparrow is taken body and soul to a place not of death, but of punishment, the worst fate a person can bring upon himself stretching on forever. That's what awaits at Davy Jones' locker.

  Ragetti : Well, I knew there was a good reason.

• Barbossa : [of releasing Calypso]  It must be said as if speaking to a lover.

  [Pirates grin and nudge each other] 

  Barbossa : [loud and commanding]  Calypso! I release you from your human bonds!

  Pintel : [nothing happens]  Is that it?

  Ragetti : You didn't say it right!

  [all the pirates stare at him] 

  Ragetti : You have to say it right...

  [Ragetti leans into Calypso's ear] 

  Ragetti : [whispers tenderly]  Calypso... I release you from your human bonds.

  [Calypso is freed] 

• Captain Barbossa : [playing with his monkey]  Oh, yes, you sho shweet! You rooby-rooby-roo! Oh, yes, you shooo...

  Pintel : Um, Captain... me, and the crew... were thinking it wasn't right to leave Captain Jack behind...

  Ragetti : Again.

  Pintel : ...again.

  Captain Barbossa : Relax, me mateys! Look at this!

  [flourishes Sao Feng's map] 

  Captain Barbossa : There's more'n one way to live forever. Soon, we shall be drinking of the Fountain of Youth...

  [discovers a hole in the map, rendering it worthless] 

  Captain Barbossa : Sparrow!

• [as the ship is rocking] 

  Pintel : He's rocking the ship!

  Ragetti : We'll tie each other to the mast upside down so when the boat flips we'll be the right way up!

• [Poking around the carcass of the Kraken lying on the shore] 

  Pintel : Stupid fish!

  Ragetti : Actually, it's a cephalopod.

• [in Davy Jones' Locker, hundreds of souls pass by] 

  Pintel : Eerie... That's downright "macabrey".