Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Mackenzie Crook: Ragetti

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• [Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order] 

  Barbossa : What are you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?

  Barbossa : No, what *are* you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?

  Barbossa : *No!* What *are* you doin'?

  Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.

  Barbossa : The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.

  Jack Sparrow : My ship, makes me captain.

  Barbossa : They be my charts!

  Jack Sparrow : Well, that makes you

  [pause] 

  Jack Sparrow : chartman.

  Pintel : Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?

  [Jack and Barbossa stare at him] 

  Pintel : Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.

  Ragetti : [to Pintel]  I'd vote for you.

• Gibbs : Your carriage waits, my lady! The oars are inside.

  [Elizabeth bids her pirate friends farewell] 

  Ragetti : 'Bye, poppet.

  Barbossa : MRS. Turner...

  Elizabeth Swann : Jack... it would never have worked between us.

  Jack Sparrow : Keep telling yourself that, darling.

  [Elizabeth steps forward to kiss Jack] 

  Jack Sparrow : Once was quite enough!

  Elizabeth Swann : Thank you.

• [Everybody on the Black Pearl tries to shoot each other... and fails] 

  Gibbs : Wet powder!

  [Everyone gets down to sailing the ship, crisis over...] 

  Pintel : Wait! We can still use them as clubs!

  [Ragetti tries this idea out by whacking Pintel] 

  Pintel : OW!

  Ragetti : Sorry. Effective, though.

• [Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island] 

  Ragetti : Is that... can't be.

  Pintel : How?

  Captain Teague : Sea turtles, mate.

• Will Turner : Barbossa, a heading!

  Barbossa : Aye... we're good and lost now.

  Elizabeth Swann : Lost?

  Barbossa : For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was.

  Ragetti : We're gaining speed.

  Barbossa : Aye!

  Will Turner : To starboard stations! All hands to stations!

  Barbossa : Nay, belay that. Let her run straight and true!

  Ragetti : [staring]  Blimey.

  [the rest of the crew follow his gaze, and see that they are headed towards a massive waterfall] 

  Elizabeth Swann : [to Barbossa]  You've doomed us all!

  Barbossa : Now don't be so unkind. You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you'll hear.

• Ragetti : [points at the Black Pearl as she "sails" over a sand dune and into the water]  Boat!

• Pintel : No one said anything about cold.

  Ragetti : I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering.

  Pintel : Why don't that Obeah woman bring Jack back the same way she brought back Barbossa?

  Tia Dalma : Because Barbossa was only dead. Jack Sparrow is taken body and soul to a place not of death, but of punishment, the worst fate a person can bring upon himself stretching on forever. That's what awaits at Davy Jones' locker.

  Ragetti : Well, I knew there was a good reason.

• Barbossa : [of releasing Calypso]  It must be said as if speaking to a lover.

  [Pirates grin and nudge each other] 

  Barbossa : [loud and commanding]  Calypso! I release you from your human bonds!

  Pintel : [nothing happens]  Is that it?

  Ragetti : You didn't say it right!

  [all the pirates stare at him] 

  Ragetti : You have to say it right...

  [Ragetti leans into Calypso's ear] 

  Ragetti : [whispers tenderly]  Calypso... I release you from your human bonds.

  [Calypso is freed] 

• Ragetti : I kept it safe for you, sir, just like you said...

  Captain Barbossa : I know, and I be appreciating that, but now I'll be wanting it back!

  [thwacks Pintel on the head and catches his wooden eye] 

• Captain Barbossa : [playing with his monkey]  Oh, yes, you sho shweet! You rooby-rooby-roo! Oh, yes, you shooo...

  Pintel : Um, Captain... me, and the crew... were thinking it wasn't right to leave Captain Jack behind...

  Ragetti : Again.

  Pintel : ...again.

  Captain Barbossa : Relax, me mateys! Look at this!

  [flourishes Sao Feng's map] 

  Captain Barbossa : There's more'n one way to live forever. Soon, we shall be drinking of the Fountain of Youth...

  [discovers a hole in the map, rendering it worthless] 

  Captain Barbossa : Sparrow!

• [as the ship is rocking] 

  Pintel : He's rocking the ship!

  Ragetti : We'll tie each other to the mast upside down so when the boat flips we'll be the right way up!

• Ragetti : [of Davy Jones]  So he wasn't always so... tentacley?

• Ragetti : [watching the souls of the dead float by the ship en route to Davy Jones' Locker]  Wonder what would happen if we were to drop a cannonball on them...

• [Poking around the carcass of the Kraken lying on the shore] 

  Pintel : Stupid fish!

  Ragetti : Actually, it's a cephalopod.

• Ragetti : None of that!

  Gibbs : If things don't go the way we want then we're the only chance they've got!